Don't you just hate uncomfortable situations? You either don't have a clue what to say, and are stuck in a very awkward silence, or want to fill a silence and find yourself babbling on about some random stuff no one knows or really cares about (just like me nowJ).
What are you supposed to do in these uncomfortable situations? Either way you look like an idiot. In the uncomfortable silence that follows, or later, after the situation, you have time to reflect. You think to yourself, "Now how the hell did I manage to do that? The conversation was going fine, and then I had to bring up masturbation!" (Okay, so that is an extreme case)
The last time I was caught in this situation, it was because I was trying to impress someone. I don't even know why to be honest. I didn't have to impress him; I already knew he thought I was pretty cool. Never the less, I felt I had to impress him. And what did I end up doing? Not impressing him, but making the whole room silent. Then I very ungracefully made my exit.
Once you've left the situation, are the other people still talking about you? How dumb you were? Why in the world you had to bring up masturbation in an otherwise normal conversation? (It was in the song. Give me a break!)
Now that I've been out of the uncomfortable situation a whole 10 minutes, I realize how dumb it is that I am still in that moment. I am so obsessed with what other people think of me, that I make a fool of myself trying to impress them. If that isn't the dumbest thing... I am such a weirdo. For all of my friends out there, you realize how much of a "Sue" thing this really was to do. For those of you who don't know me, well, I guess you'll never understand.