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Redneck Application (page 2) |
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Thanks to Jesse Zuk for sending me this! |
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Newspapers/Magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest [_] Rifle and Shotgun
____No. of times you've seeen a U.F.O ____No. of times you've seen Elvis ____No. of times you've seen Elvis in a U.F.O.
How often do you bathe?
[_] Weekly [_] monthly [_] not applicable
How many teeth? ____ Color?
[_] yellow [_] brownish yellow [_] brown [_] black [_] N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man
How far is your home from a paved road?
[_]1 mile [_] 2 miles [_] don't know |
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My birthday countdown! |
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Why are you reading down here? It's the end of the page, dork! DUHH! |
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