Redneck Application (page 2)
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Newspapers/Magazines you subscribe to:

[_] The National Enquirer                 [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide                                   [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun

____No. of times you've seeen a U.F.O
____No. of times you've seen Elvis
____No. of times you've seen Elvis in a U.F.O.

How often do you bathe?

[_] Weekly
[_] monthly
[_] not applicable

How many teeth? ____
Color?

[_] yellow             [_] brownish yellow
[_] brown             [_] black
[_] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

[_] Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?

[_]1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know
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