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...Every day, somebody comes to your house thinking that it's a garage sale. |
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your brother-in-law is also your uncle and your grandpa. |
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The billboard that says "Say no to crack" reminds you to pull up your pants. |
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your bumper sticker says, "My mom's an honor roll student at Little Rock Jr. High". |
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you stare at the orange juice box because it says "concentrate". |
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Your child's first words were "Attention K-Mart shoppers". |
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5th grade was the best 6 years of your life. |
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You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. |
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your family tree doesn't fork. |
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The U.F.O. hotline limits you to one call per day. |
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When a guy asks you to dance, you take off your clothes and get on a table. |
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...you've ever mowed your lawn and found a car. |
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the Halloween pumpkin you decorated has more teeth than your wife. |
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you wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. |
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your high school yearbook is now a mug shot book for the police. |
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your richest relative buys a new house, and you have to help take the wheels off of it. |
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