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| George Carlin's Moments |
| These are all taken form the George Carlin book "Napalm and Silly Putty" it's the funniest thing ever!!! GO BUY IT NOW! |
| Do you ever look at your watch and immedietly forget the time, so you look again? And it still doens't register, so you have to look a third time. The someone asks you what time it is, and you actually have to look at your watch for the fourth time in three minutes, don't you feel stupid? |
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| Do you ever have to sneeze while you're taking piss? It's frightening. Deep down you're afraid that you'll release all sorts of bodily fluids into your pants. Waht people don't realize is that its physically impossible to sneeze while pissing; your brain won't allow it, cos your brain knows that you'll blow your asshole out and wind up having to repaint the whole apartment. |
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| Do you ever reach the top of a staircase and think that there's another step? So you take one of those big, akward steps that doens't accomplish anything? And then you have to do it a few more times, so peopel will think it's somethign you do all the time. "I do this all the time, folks. It's the third stage of syphillis." |
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