deepthoughts

too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

i hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because i bet there are some chihuahuas with some good ideas.

anytime i see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, i have to laugh, because what is that thing.

when i was a kid my favorite relative was uncle caveman. after school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. it wasn't until later that i found out that uncle caveman was a bear.

i hope life isn't a big joke, because i don't get .

if God's inside of us, as some peopel say, i hope he likes enchiladas...cos that's what he's getting.