| You know you're in California when... |
| You make $250,000 and you still can't afford a house. It's sprinkling outside so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the "weather related" accidents. Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring and is named Breeze. You can't rememeber..is pot legal? You went to a baby shower for a child who has two mothers and a sprem donor. You have a very strong opintion about where your soffee beans are from and can taste the differece between Sumatran and Ethiopian. You know which resturant serves the freshest arugula. You can't rememebr...is pot legal? A great parking space can move you to tears. The guy in line for Starbucks that's wearing sunglasses and looks like George Clooney, IS George Clooney. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag. It's sprinkling out and there's news on every channel about "THE STORM". Hey, is pot legal? Over 85% of the streets, cities or town names start with San, Los, El, Santa, La, De La, or De Los. Two overcast days in a row drive you mad. A family of four has six cars. Even if the store's right acrossthe street, you drive there. Yea? You're sure? Pot's legal? |