by: Smelly Meli and Flimsay Lindsay
It wasnt even 5 o'clock in the morning when Smelly Ninja and Super Sei's banana phone began to ring. Seeing that Smelly Ninja slept through anything (her Ninja skills weret that great when she was asleep) Sei grumpily got up and answered it.
"Hullo..." she said grogily.
"Sei? Oh it's a good thing I reached you, I dont know about you and Smelly but I am being followed. I cant tell you anything now, you never know who could be listening...just get to the place as soon as you both can. Make sure no one follows you."
"Skanky Mc Boob, is that you?"
"Shh, dont say my name, someone might have tapped the phonelines!"
"Ohh creepy...yet interesting" said Sei with a smile.
""Whatever, it doesnt matter, just get Smelly up and get here as fast as you can."
"Here?" replied Sei, confused.
"Yes here, you know where it is."
"OH! You mean our super secret underground lair! Now I know what you're talking about!"
"Idiot! Your stupid really does hurt my head sometimes!"
"What, what did I do?"
"Nevermind, just get here now!"
Sei hung up her banana phone, unsure of what she had done to piss off the boss, then she walked over to where Smelly was sleeping and kicked her awake.
"Ow, you have to start being nicer in the morning." groaned Smelly as she rubbed her head
"Suck it up, we have to go."
Smelly NInja and Super Sei finaly arrived at the not-so-secret-anymore lair after first stopping off at the Deli for breakfast. Since they were such great customers, the Dude gave it to them for free.
"Where have you guys been? Actually, it doesnt matter, we have a situation!" said Skanky Mc Boob as she paced across the floor, "someone is following me, they have been sending me thretening messages"
"Oh no, what can we do?" said both Smelly and Sei in unsion.
"Well it seems they havent found you yet, but I am in the witness protection program...crap, Im actualy Not supposed to be saying that to anyone . Whatever, just from now on, I am not Skanky Mc Boob, I am Sacopip the Avenger."
Sacopip (formerly known as Skanky Mc Boob) then gave the Super Heroes their next quest then kicked them out the door.
The Ninja and Sei tiredly made their way to one of the many dark allies in the small town of Bye-ered to wait for their next two villians; Malleaman and Lavo. All of a sudden, from out of no where, it seemed that someone slithered down one of the pipes attatched to one of the appartments.
"Gasp!" cried Sei, "It's Malleaman!"
Smelly Ninja was already prepared, and she double-lunged towards him.
"Sei," she cried out, "keep a look out for Lavo."
Smelly NInja and Malleaman began to fight and even though the Ninja had incredible agility, Malleaman just darted around her like it was nothing.
"Sei, I cant do this, I need your help!"
"Poke his eyes out!!" she yelled out, "then he wont be able to see where you are, it should slow him down a bit."
Just as she said that, Lavo appeared from around the corner.
"Ah Ha!" cried Sei, "I have been waiting for you!"
"Aw man," he whinned, "I dont wanna fight today. Why do we have to be here Malleaman? Stupid Trompster running our lives! Do we ever get a day off? Nooo...man. this sucks!"
And as quickly as he came, he was gone, storming off back to their "secret" lair. Now that Sei had no one to worry about, she amused herself by watching Smelly Ninja attempt to get Malleaman in the eyes.
"Is that your eye?"
"Nope!" he laughed.
"Is That your eye?"
"Yet again, No!"
"Is THAT your eye?"
"No! You will never succeed! Bahaha!"
"Sei I really could use some help here!"
"Oh alright," she sighed, and then she stuck her foot out and tripped Malleaman as he was running by her. He fell face flat into the mud then the two of them pinned him down. After they had a long discussion and convinced Malleaman to turn agaisnt the Trompster, they parted ways. But that woudnt be the last of Malleaman, he had agreed to relay information to them about attacks and plans, but will he follow through? There is only one way to find out...