by: Smelly Meli and Flimsay Lindsay
Mel and Lindz may come off to you as normal gilrs, which is partially true. By day they go to school, participate in activities, go to band practice and hang out with friends. But by night (after they finish their komework of course) they become Smelly Ninja and Super Sei. Together they secretly train in the bowels of an abandoned youth center preparing to take on their greatest enemy; the Trompster! They had been given a mission by their boss, Skanky Mc Boob, to defeat the Trompster and send him away for good. They knew it would be hard but they accepted the mission anyways. Little did they know that there would be many obsticles in the way for the Trompster knew that they were coming for him and he sent his army of Super Heroes to take him down. Now Smelly Ninja and Super Sei couldnt fly or shoot lasers out of their eyes (although that would have been so awmasome) but they had very unique abilities. Smelly Ninja had incredibly fast reflexes and was trainied in the martial arts. Super Sei on the other hand was not a skilled fighter but she had beautiful mesmerizing eyes that could stop anyone dead in their tracks, then with her super accuracy she would launch her handcuffs at them secure them to the nearest pole and leave them there to be taken care of later. Together they made a perfect team, but they only had one weakness; the love of roast chicken.
One night as they were entering their secret training layers, they sensed that somethign wasnt right. They slowly climed down the stairs and as soon as they turned the corner they saw a dark shadow emerging from the back wall. Two laser shots were fired and Smelly Ninja quickly dodged both of them, pushing Sei out of the way of one of them. As the person came closer to them they stepped in a ray of light from the window and revealed their identity. It was Captain Annoyance, one of the Trompsters pupils. He bagen to run at them and engaged in a fight with Smelly NInja. Captain Annoyance was soon thown across the room and before he could get up, Super Sei reached him and stared straight into his eyes. Before he could blink, he was caught in a trance.
"You have beautiful eyes" he said
As soon as her magical eyes wore off (you can only look pretty for so long when you're trying to fight someone) She took two pairs of handcuffs off of her belt and threw them at Captain Annoyances wrists. They caught onto him and then attached on the heating pipes on the wall behind him.
"What the Duck?" he cried
"Who sent you?" questioned Super Sei
"Im not going to tell you anything!" he said back
"Fine then," said Smelly Ninja, "maybe we'll just leave you here. Come on Sei, we have to go, it's not safe here anymore."
The two girls began to walk up the stairs and as they left they could hear Captain Annoyance crying out "Wait, no! You cant leave me here. Your eyes, they are so breathtaking, I must see them once more. Come back!"
And they stepped out into the cold winter night (damn that winter) and began to search for a new hide out. But first, they stopped off at the Deli for some chicken wings.