Major props to Lance Pope for the recommendations.

Race #2 Sun Dec 14
"Leather and Lace"

Singlespeeders will garner double points for this race if opposite-sex lingerie is worn the entire event. Lingerie may be worn over your cycling gear. Most OR least appealing will win a special prize on race day.

 

Race #3 Sun Dec 21
"Freebird"

Singlespeeders will garner double points for this race if southern-culture appropriate uniform is worn the entire event. Think cut-off jean shorts, dirty muscle t-shirts, tube socks with unique footwear, and mullet wigs. Most convincing will win a special prize on race day.

 

Race #4 Sat Jan 3
"Gear Envy"

Singlespeeders will receive double points for this race for gear ratios larger than 2.3:1 (gearing harder than 32:14 or 42:18). Tallest gearing will win a special prize on race day. Yes, this means it's possible to get double points for a stiff gear, and another double for the January 3 race date--quadruple points for a big gear on 1/3. There are rumors, though unsubstantiated, that an additional prize of $4.32 in beer will be awarded to the biggest gearhead.

 

Note: All singlespeed riders MUST ride in the singlespeed class / singlespeed race to double points in the manners listed above. Though ss and fixed gear (yep) are encouraged in all races, those riding one gear in the 10 am A race will not double points by wearing your mammie's drawers. Ya gotta race at 9 AM.
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