Police: You've broken the law? I'll HAVE to fine you.
Police: LOST HEAVEN POLICE!
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Civilian Woman: That guy is insane!
Prolouge:
Detective Norman: I ain't no buisnessman. And even if I were, I wouldn't be doin' buisness with the likes o'you..
An Offer You Can't Refuse
Tommy: Where to?
Paulie: Anywhere- fast! And hope you're really fast. Faster than Sam here was.
Tommy: But like my mom always says- it's better to die old and poor than young and rich.
Running Man
Tommy: Like I always say. Better to die young and loaded.
Ordinary Routine
Tommy: If that's ordinary routine, I wonder what the next job'll be like.
Better Get Used to It
Don Salieri: Paulie, Paulie. Take it easy. Nobody's killin' anybody, get it? ...break every bone in their bodies, and leave `em layin' in a pool of their own blood.Make sure those jokers need wheelchairs. Lil' kids'll laugh at their busted-up faces. Let EVERYBODY know what happens when you trash MY territory.
Tommy: ....that's interesting, Boss.
The Priest
Tommy: Pray for my soul, Father. I'll need it.
Omerta
Frank: Don't forget what I told you in the car that time.
Tommy, quoting: "In the end, your best friend kills you."
Visiting Rich People
Maid: Guard! Guard! Dey's a burgular here! He goan KILL ME!
Bon Apetite
Tommy: I gotta say, boss...working for you is never dull.
Salieri: What'd you say? My ears are still ringing from that blast!
Salieri: Carlo, you 'ol rat! We're coming for you! ...go to it, Tom.
Tommy: You know what, boss?
Salieri: What?
Tommy: That's the first time I ever knocked a guy off in his underpants.
Salieri: That's nothing. First time for me, too. There's a first time for everything.
The Death of Art
Yellow Pete: How's Paulie?
Tommy: Paulie's dead.
Yellow Pete: Oh. I guess he ain't too well, then.
Epilouge
Tommy, narrating: You know, the world isn't run by the laws written on paper. It's run by people. Some according to laws, others not. It depends on each individual how his world will be- how he makes it. And you also need a whole lotta luck, so someone doesn't make your life misery. And it ain't as simple as they tell you in grade school. But it is good to have strong values, and to maintain them- in crime, in war, always and everywhere. I messed up. So did Paulie and Sam. We wanted a better life , but in the end...we were a lot worse off than most other people. I think it's important to keep a balance in things. Yeah, balance. That's the right word. Because the person who wants too much risks losing absolutely everything. Of course...the guy who wants too little from life might not get anything at all.