I love a girl � it fills her with dred.
She thinks I love another girl instead.
Yeah she says � that I can�t love her
And her Big Balloon Head.
She says it grows � whenever she cries.
But I ain�t seen it influence tides.
There�s just that smile that makes me shiver
And those pretty green eyes.
She blames her genes � for the size of her dome
But I just can�t leave her alone
Cuz there ain�t no sound just after midnight
Like my sweet baby�s moan.
I�m not one � to bitch and complain
I�m true but she thinks I play games.
Lovin that girl � I swear to god,
Is gonna drive me insane.
Won�t catch me � all cherry red
With some funky cat house retread.
I just wanna rock and roll my baby
And her Big Balloon Head.
No more flapjackin � don�t even flirt
I don�t want to see her get hurt.
We�re gonna spend - our days lovin
And sippin on yummy dirt.
Thought I was doomed � to a cold, empty bed
But found this crazy chick instead.
Now what would I do � with out that sweet thing
And her Big Balloon Head.