1)
How on Earth did Hojo clone the Masamune?? Every one of the Sephiroth
clones seems to have one! (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)This is my collection of questions and weird stuff. If you've got any, please email me! You will be fully credited ^_^ Be warned, some of these are very silly.
1)
How on Earth did Hojo clone the Masamune?? Every one of the Sephiroth
clones seems to have one! (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
2)
If the Sephiroth clone could hypnotize Cloud into giving him the Materia,
why couldn't he just take the d*** stuff? (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
3)
When Cloud is giving the real Seph the Black Materia, why doesn't Seph
have any legs? (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
4)
Are Sephiroth's eyes green or blue? (I think they're green, but I've seen
pictures where they look blue.) For that matter, what color is his hair--
white? Grey? Silver? What?? (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
5)
Why do Sephiroth and Aeris have anti-gravity bangs, that go straight up
and down? How much hair spray do they use?? Or is this some weird
Ancient thing I know nothing about? ^_~ (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
6)
Why is Sephiroth not wearing his shirt at the last battle in the lifestream?
Is he counting on the player to be a girl, and for the player to be too
busy drooling over him to attack? (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
7)
Why did finding out his mom was a monster cause Sephy to crack and go postal?
Why'd he help her instead of destroy her? How was finding all of that out
the proverbial last straw? (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
8)
Why do girls flock to Hojo? He's UGLY!!! Are they all BLIND? For that matter,
why does Hojo get all the babes while his son-- his SON!!, of all
things!-- Sephiroth gets zilch, yet Seph-god is infinitely more hot than
Hojo could ever hope to be? <insrt Highlights "What's wrong
with this picture?" thing where Hojo is surrounded by beautiful women
in skimpy bikini's, and a small distance away, some ugly fat chick is kicking
sand in Seph-god's face>Now . . . WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?!?!</insrt>
(SailorStarSaturn/Red Lady)
9)
What was Hojo THINKING, trying to breed Red XIII and Aeris?!?! (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
10)
Where did Sephiroth get his jacket? I WANT IT!!!!! Maybe I could just take
it from him when he's not wearing it in the last battle . . . (*drooool!*)
(SailorStarSaturn/Red Lady)
12)
How many Sephiroth clones are there running around? (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
13)
Why didn't anybody notice when Sephiroth was gone?!? Was he THAT unimportant?!?!?!
(*goes pyro on Nibelheim in her anger*) Hey, that was kinda fun
. . . now I know why Seph-god torched Nibelheim ^_~ (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
14)
What's up with Cloud's hair, the way it's all spiky? Hasn't he ever heard
of something called a "brush"? And if he purposely styles it
that way, why? So he can put out Sephiroth's eyes? : Þ (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
15)
Why is FF7 so confusing? Did the creators make it that way just to drive
the players insane? (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
1)
How can a baby run in high heels? (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
2)
How can Chibichibi be a baby and have so much hair? You'd have to have
a lot of hair to get it up in those hearts! And that's another thing, how
on EARTH did she manage that heart hairstyle?! Did someone do it for her,
and if so, who? (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
3)
Why do so many girls (and guys) fall in love with Mamoru? Hate to break
it to you, Mamoru fans, but he's not THAT good-looking!!! (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
4)
If Chibiusa's body is that of a little girl's, why does she have breasts
(in the manga)? Same goes for Chibichibi! And the artist is a WOMAN?! What's
up with THAT? (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
5)
How can Usagi be so stupid and still make it into high school? (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
6)
Why are the Inner Senshi so weak and childish compared to the Outers? They're
the ones showed the most, so shouldn't they be the sophisticated, adult
ones with super-kool henshins and super-powerful attacks? (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
7)
Why, in the manga, is Rei elegant and powerful enough to qualify as being
as kewl as an Outer, yet in the anime, she's just as scatterbrained as
the rest of the Inners? (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
8)
Why, in the manga, is Chibimoon's Pink Sugar Heart Attack an attack that
can actually do some damage, yet in the anime, it's even more pathetically
weak than Shabon Spray? At least Shabon Spray DID something-- it shrouded
the area in mist! Pink Sugar Heart Attack just annoyed the enemy! (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
9)
Why does Chibimoon only get to be powerful in the manga? Doesn't anime
Chibimoon get a chance to kick some butt? All she ever does in the anime
is shoot pinks hearts at people and summon Pegasus so Super Sailormoon
can use her attack! (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
10)
Why did Naoko bother creating Sailorvenus since she and Sailormoon are
almost identical in looks and personality? It's like creating the same
character twice! (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
11)
How can Mamoru be such a jerk, yet still be considered one of the good
guys? (SailorStarSaturn/Red Lady)
12)
Why did Usagi pass Seiya over for Mamoru? Seiya is SUCH a better choice
than Mamoru, it's not even funny! (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
13)
How did a bunch of silly girls fighting in super-short miniskirts get to
be one of the most popular anime in Japan? (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
14)
If Galaxia was born and raised in a trash solar system, like she claimed
(in the manga, anyway), then why is she so powerful? (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
15)
Why is Mercury's first attack so pathetically weak? She's the smartest
one of them, so she should best be able to utilize her powers! It's good
that her attacks get stronger as time progresses, but they still don't
compare to the others'! Now, if Shabon Spray not only created a mist, but
sucked the air out of her target's lungs, THEN people would have a reason
to be afraid of her-- asphyxiation is not a pleasant death! But
noooooooo, she just gets some stinking BUBBLES! HOW FAIR IS THAT?!?!
>: o (SailorStarSaturn/Red Lady)
1)
Why did Rezo want his sight back so badly? He seemed to be well enough
without it, so why bother? (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
2)
Why did Rezo turn Zelgadis into a chimera? What was the point? (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
3)
How can Gourry be so stupid and still be alive? (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
4)
How can Amelia be so annoying and still be alive? (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
5)
How can Zelgadis be so cute and yet still think he's hideous? (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
6)
This is probably explained later in the series, but how can Vrumugen get
away with being Dragon-Slaved, Mega-Brando'd, Fire-Balled, and GOD knows
what else, yet still come out of it alive? (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
7)
Why doesn't Gourry dress in drag more often? He looks so CUTE when he does!
: ) (SailorStarSaturn/Red Lady)
8)
Why does Amelia hang all over Zel? GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD, GIRL-- HE
IS ****NOT**** YOUR TYPE!!!!! (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
1)
Why do Ayeka and Ryoko fight over Tenchi so much? He's a sweet guy and
all, but his looks are even worse than Mamoru's! (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
2)
Why did Achika-sama only get to appear in one movie? She's the KEWLEST
character of them all, her and Washuu! It's not FAIR that we see so little
of her!! (SailorStarSaturn/Red Lady)
3)
Why does Ayeka sound like a complete psycho when she laughs? I keep expecting
her to pull out a butcher knife and start stabbing someone (like Ryoko)!
(dub v.) (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
4)
In the second Pretty Sammy thing, Sasami transformed in front a HUGE
crowd of people without even trying to hide, yet nobody ever seemed to
notice! Is that Sailormoon parody to the extreme or what?! (SailorStarSaturn/Red
Lady)
1)
With all those guys surrounding her, Miaka HAS to go for the one that ignores
her! (SailorStarMars/Candi Lea)
2)
Why in the world would Hotohori marry someone that looks almost exactly
like Nuriko, when Nuriko is in love with him? (SailorStarMars/Candi Lea)
3)
Why does Soi love Nakago, who loves Yui, who loves Tamahome, who loves
Miaka, and so on, when she OBVIOUSLY has no chance with him? (SailorStarMars/Candi Lea)
4)
Why does Tasuki keep on denying having a relationship with Koji, when he
repeatedly says he doesn't like women? (SailorStarMars/Candi Lea)