This is Pat!!!

I went to school with Pat ever since 4th grade but I never really got to know him until I started working at Office Max where we were both tortured by a #$%@! manager named Dana. Then he sat at my lunch table my senior year and I became friends with him and saw how cool he was. Pat and I used to ride the same bus in middle school. There was this stupidass on our bus named Rick who always called Pat "Fat Pat"....but one day when Pat got off the bus he said "Ricky Ricky lost his dicky!" and the whole bus started laughing. Pat's always good at making people laugh. When we're stuck in traffic it's great to hear Pat make prank calls to my work and other stores.

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