Astroblaster
| Disney Quest is located in Downtown Disney and is a lot more fun than shopping in the stores that want $9 for a Kleenex or going to Pleasure Island which has empty clubs. Why? Because of the Astroblaster! The Astroblaster is almost like bumper cars, except you shoot balls at the other cars. If you hit the target on someone else's car, they'll spin out of control for 10 seconds. We went back to Disney Quest 5 times during our vacation just to ride the Astroblaster. Needless to say, the Astroblaster rules! |
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One person is the driver of the Astroblaster and the other is the shooter. Joe was always the driver and I was always the shooter. We made a good team together! |
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Before each ride on the Astroblaster, Joe and I would pick somebody else waiting in line to be our target. Some of our typical targets included rich, snobby looking moms; high school sluts; 30-year old women who still think they're high school sluts; girls who look like Hilary Duff but fatter and uglier (and it probably was her without all her makeup); old grandmas from Europe, and dads who looked like they wouldn't know how to work the Astroblaster. |
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The best part was when our targets made mad faces at us when we kept shooting them over and over again. One time our target was a snobby, rich mom and her snobby daughter. After getting off the ride, the daughter yelled, "I had no fun on that ride!" As you can imagine, you could hear us laughing for miles after that! |
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In addition to good targets, there were also some good employees to laugh at. One girl looked like a high school slut and we kept making fun of her, saying we wish we could shoot her with the balls. Once our cannon got stuck and we had to call her over. That's when we found out she was really a foreign chick because she said, "You cannon clogged? Me unclog cannon!" Another fun employee was the Spanish chick who kept telling everyone that the door would bite them if they stepped too close. |