"Princess Peach's Castle...1/2 mile this way."
A chocolate truck speeds by, missing Amy by inches, again.
"I swear, I'm going to have a heart attack if this keeps up." Tails says.
Smash Bros. X
Episode 6- Controller
The group is standing at the door to Princess Peach's Castle.
"Peach-a should-a be able to-a help-a us..." Luigi comments.
Amy asks, "Should we knock?"
"That would be a good idea," Yoshi says.
Amy walks up to the door and politely knocks on it twice.
---
Over in...the battleship thingy...with the evil villains and their captives.
"Hmm...they're at Peach's Castle, eh? Perfect...we'll have a surprise waiting
for them...Peach can give them a warm welcome..." Robotnik mutters evilly.
Mario shouts from the other side of the room, "Impossible-a! Peach would
never-a-"
Bowser cuts him off. "And what are you going to do, locked up in that cage?
Break-"
"Shut up, you idiot! Don't give him ideas!" Mewtwo angrily hisses.
"Activate the controlling beam!" Robonik orders, and presses a button. A
green streak of light shoots into Peach's Castle, but soon dissapears.
---
*Did you guys just see something?* Syaoran questions, staring up at the sky.
"Pichu pi chu chu pichu pi chu pichu pi pi." (I wouldn't know. You're the
only one zoning out into the sky.) Pichu answers.
*I WASN'T-*
"Guys, chill out! It's not that big of a deal, ok?" Tails quickly responds,
playing the peacemaker. Then, the door opens.
"Hello...I've been expecting you..." Peach grins evilly.
"Hmm...something's wrong here..." Yoshi ponders. Peach tosses a frying pan
at Yoshi, knocking him out.
"Jig puff jiggly puff." (No, you think?) Jigglypuff sarcastically says.
Zelda shouts, "I think she's being controlled by something! I know she wouldn't
act this way."
"I-a kinda figu-OW!." Luigi says half-seriously, but then is conked on the
head by a golf club.
"YOU WILL ALL DIE!" Peach screams. "FOR NO REASON AT ALL!" She then goes
berserk, smashing things with various blunt and sharp objects.
"So, how do we get her back to normal?" Tails wonders.
*Well, maybe we should figure out* Syaoran pauses to dodge a tennis racket.
*how she's being controlled* He ducks. *and then do something.*
Tails pulls out a handy-dandy device about the size of a Palm Pilot. He enters
some information on it, and points it at Peach. He looks at the readout,
surprised.
"Hmm...so it's a-"
"TAILS, DUCK!" Amy shouts.
"Huh? Whoa!" Tails ducks just in time, and a knife skims right over his head.
"Whew, thanks Amy! Anyway, I think she's being controlled by a radio wave,
so if we-"
"LOOK OUT AGAIN!"
"Eep!" Tails sidesteps another golf club. "If we interfere with the radio
wave and cut it off, she'll return to normal."
"TAILS!"
"Agh!" Tails looks up, and sees a sword heading toward him. It hits him square
in the chest.
"TAILS!!"
Tails clutches his chest, and pauses. "Shouldn't I be dying right about now?"
He picks up a sword. "Whew...just a plastic replica."
"Anyway, if we interfere with the radio wave, like THIS-"
"DIEEEEEE!" Peach hurtles toward Tails, a real sword in hand this time.
Tails presses a button, there is a screeching noise, and Peach, inches from
Tails, freezes in place for a second, then returns to normal.
"That was anti-climatic." Zelda comments.
"Umm...could someone tell me why I'm about to kill this cute little fox?"
Peach asks, confused. Tails sighs. Peach, all of a sudden, raises the sword
again.
"AAH!" Tails screams.
Peach tosses the sword...into a nearby river. "I'll never have to worry about
THAT again..."
The group sighs in relief again, as Tails lives yet another traumatic experience...