Smash Bros. X
3-Part Special
Episode 13: Sakura's Plight
Part 1
Over in the villains' airship...
"We've been waiting too long. Now's the time to begin acting." Robotnik says
in a scarily eerie voice.
"Uh...dude...you're creeping me out." Ganondorf says.
"Oh. Sorry. Anyway, don't you remember our plan? First we capture the heroes-"
he gestures to Sonic, Mario, Link, Pikachu and Sakura trapped in separate
cages. "-and then...we have some fun."
"Yeah! PARTY TIME!" shouts Bowser cluelessly.
"Shut up, Bowser. Like I said, we were going to get rid of all of them once
and for all, right?"
Mewtwo nods.
"But...how do we decide which one goes first?" Ganodorf queries.
"Why don't we get just blow up the whole thing and toast all of them?" Bowser
roars.
Robotnik snickers. "That's the most intelligent thing I've heard you say
all day- but no. It's not as fun. Besides, some of the captives seem more
dangerous than others." He gestures to, in their terms, the 'little Japanese
girl', who gulps.
Bowser laughs. "Her!?!"
"We have a leading villain in this group for almost every captive. But we
were unsucessful in one attempt." Robotnik plays a video on the Jumbo-tron
screen every gigantic ship has.
---
*No! I'd never set out to hurt Sakura!* Eriol shouts.
"But...you're the villain in Cardcaptor Sakura. It's your job." Ganondorf
explains.
Eriol shakes his head. *I just tried to help her along to transform all the
Clow Cards. If any of the attacks I planned had hurt anyone, I would've stopped
immediately!*
"Nonsense! Every villain has to cause some damage!" Bowser yells angrily.
*Do I look like a villain to you?!*
"Well...you did." Robotnik says in a nonplussed voice.
"You also looked like you were alive." Ganondorf whips out his leg, catching
Eriol square in the stomach and sending him sailing through the third-story
glass window.
"Well, it was worth a try." Robotnik ends.
---
*Eriol...* Sakura mutters solemnly, suddenly brought to tears.
"And...why did we videotape that?" Mewtwo ponders.
"Excellent question, which I do not know the answer to. I would say, it does
look like a fun thing to torture people with though."
"We attempted to bring Eriol onto our team, but that failed. We have no leading
villain for her. The girl has to go."
---
"Let's see, according to the map we should now be in Brinstar." Tails comments.
"Brinstar was that scary lava place home to that bounty hunter, right?" Yoshi
asks.
The group looks up to see a rather plain grassland. "Yes..." Zelda begins,
"But this doesn't look like it."
Amy points. "There's a warp portal over there! Maybe it leads to...Brin-whatever!"
"That's the one we came through, Amy." Tails laughs.
"Oh. Right. How about that one?"
"She-a might have-a point-a there!" Luigi says as Amy indicates another warp
portal. The group begins dashing toward it before Syaoran calls out, *Wait!*
"Pi? (What?)"
*They wouldn't just put this place here for no reason at all. Something's
going to happen, probably...we should stay put for a little. Danger might
be brewing...*
"You bet it is!" a voice booms from the newly dubbed Egg Carrier 3 (Bowser:
How come HE gets to name everything after himself??), stunning the heroes.
"I think Bowser is giving away everything again..." Zelda sweatdrops.
"Been having a good time, brat? Yeah, you! The guy who looks like Link!"
Bowser the smart one says. "Well guess what? We're gonna kill your little
girlfriend!"
*She's NOT my girlfriend!* Syaoran retorts. Then, as the truth sinks in,
he shouts, *You're WHAT!?!*
"That's right. By the end of the day...she'll be gone...FOREVER! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Just try and stop-"
"SHUT UP, BOWSER! STOP GIVING AWAY EVERYTHING!!" is also heard from the ship,
and then the intercom clicks off.
"Wow. Pretty rough." Yoshi says, still half-stunned, trying to be the first
to comfort Syaoran.
Syaoran stands there, staring at the spot where the ship used to be, shaking
his fist.
*I'll never let them take Sakura from me.*
He unsheathes his sword.
*Never.*