Yoshi
Stadium
Episode 24: Yup, another kill-off-character plot again
Tails sits down, weary from the battle(s). "Great, another character killed off...this is getting really dumb."
Syaoran suggests, *You know, we've spent 3 episodes on this planet. We should like head somewhere else now or something.*
"Doesn't seem like there's anything else to do here," Yoshi agrees. "We can walk back to the old rusty spaceship thingy and if anything stops us, we battle. See? Easy as cake."
They walk back to the old rusty spaceship thingy, and lo and behold...nothing happens.
They take off...and nothing happens.
"This is weird. Nothing's happening. Maybe we should be, like, suspicious or something." Zelda comments.
*Nah, we've worried our butt off for 23 episodes (real time amount: unknown). I figure we can relax for 2 seconds.*
1.23423 seconds later...
There are warning sirens (outdated ones, of course) throughout the ship.\
*Stupid irony!*
"Piiiichu pichuchu pipipi chuuuu! (Sensors indicated we're getting sucked into...something!)
The spaceship (which is still old and rusty) gets tossed around a couple times due to the immense force pulling them into the something.
Yoshi, while flying about the ship and crashing of several walls, shouts "It really sucks to be sucked in by something that is suckily described, eh?"
Bouncing off a parallel wall, Tails responds, "Almost funny!"
Eventually, the ship gets sucked into the thingy, which in retrospect resembles a black hole, except without the crushing-painful-death part. Whatever. But actually it's a fun teleporter thingy, and the group finds themselves again on...
Random grassy planet! Except, it's like different, because it's the 3rd one.
"Are we back on Pop Star?" Zelda queries.
*No...I see dead characters coming up. Like usual on boring grassy planets. Wait, did I just get a stupid line again?*
"But-a, Jigglypuff-a just died-a on Pop-a star anyway," Luigi suggests. "Maybe-a you got the-a auras mix-aed up?"
"Chuchu piiiiipi chupi pichu piii...chupiipi chuchu pi! (Well, there's only one way to find out...sit around and wait for the villains to come to us!)"
"Sounds like a solid plan." Tails agrees.
1 hour later...
Tails's watch-thingy (well, it looks like one, anyway. who knows what it does, though) goes off. He wakes from his slumber and sits up. "Well, it's been an hour. No evil yet. I think it's safe to say that the path is clear."
Yoshi, also sleeping, wakes and jumps to his feet. A button presses beneath him. Ominous music plays, and there is maniacal laughter in the background. "Oops, stepped on a Bowser space."
"Well, maybe I'm wrong." Tails admits.
There is another annoying loud high-pitched falling sound, and Bowser falls from the sky, squashing the air next to Yoshi.
"Drat, I missed." says Bowser in a bout of non-stupidity.
"Now, fear my wrath!" he roars, raising his arms. The words "Bowser's Random Torture" fly out of nowhere and land on the screen.
"Great, he's in Mario Party mode," Yoshi laments.
"Now, I will begin every sentence with now! And now, you and a few guests will play a mini-game. The losers, lose all their coins! And all their orbs! AND THEIR STARS! And, oh, what the heck, how about their life too. Mwahaha. I'm so evil."