Yoshi
Stadium
The group begins to frantically scale the plethora of platforms towering above them in an attempt to rise the quickly rising lava
The group gathers around the board, reading the notice.
'WANTED: Group of adventurers charged with the following crimes
BLAM! A plasma shot screams through the air and slices a clean hole through Tails's picture on the notice board.
Jigglypuff mutters without turning around, "Jigggg puffpuff jiggly? (Uhh...what was that?).
*Probably someone trying to take us down.*
Smash Bros. X
Episode 17: Bounty Hunted
"You know, a cash reward is a cash reward. It doesn't really matter how phony the charges sound." the robot-looking thing continues.
Amy shouts, "But...we're innocent!"
"You guys look all innocent enough...which means you're all guilty." It raises its arm, a gun at the end of it. "You can come willingly...or I can force you." Just for impact, it blasts the notice board to pieces with another plasma blast.
Tails motions the group into a huddle. "Give us a second."
Syaoran asks, *You think we can fight that thing?"
Zelda looks it over briefly. "Probably...but it could blow us to pieces in one shot, I bet."
"Well, we didn't come this far to be captured by Bowser and his fake notice." Yoshi remarks.
Syaoran nods. *Well then, it's settled.* He draws his sword.
Tails stops him. "Wait, Syaoran!"
*What, I can't aimlessly charge to battle, and get blown to pieces?*
"Well...if that's what you want..."
*If we don't attack now, she'll get suspicious...* he debates.
Pichu agrees. "PIIII! (Charge!)"
The group rushes the mysterious figure...and instantly dives for cover as a flurry of shots fill the air.
"Care to rethink?" it asks.
Syaoran swipes his sword around in a semi-circle while laying on the ground, trying to take out the robot's feet.
It jumps into a ball and easily avoids the attack.
"Come on, at least give a little challe-oof!"
Amy takes a mighty swing at the robot and connects. "Never let your guar-wha!" She also makes a perfect example of 'Do as I say, not as I do' as she gets counterattacked immediately with a similar crude swing of the gun arm to the neck.
She falls flat on the ground, unconscious.
"I would make some random shout of "AMY!" or something, but I'm pretty sure that would have been too obvious to the reader." Tails says, semi-knowing of the fact that he is a little peon in a big fanfiction.
"So instead, I'll whip a big gun machine I made myself out of nowhere and start shooting for retaliation." he does as he says, sending more blasts everywhere.
Luigi sidesteps frantically. "Try-a aiming-a for the enemy-a, for one-a!" he wails.
"Oh, right, my bad." Tails exchanges shots with 'the enemy' as they both empty their weapons.
Yoshi watches from the sidelines. "Wow, they both used all their power with a dead lock-on with each other. How are they still standing?"
Tails looks at his gun. "That's weird." he comments confusedly. They both happened to have shot straight into each other's gun.
"Let's try that again." Tails continues the deadly game of ping-pong for about 5 more rounds of shooting, to no avail.
"This is pointless." he chucks his weapon at the robot-looking thing, trying to knock it out.
It raises it's gun. "Bad move." It again empties it's chambers, blowing both Tails's machine and Tails's pet hiding rock to pieces.
"Ooopsie." Tails stammers, and the group again runs for cover as the plasma shots fill the area again.
Suddenly, the group rumbles, and the foe looks around worriedly.
"Uh-oh...gotta go! Later!" It quickly jumps up a new set of platforms, dissapearing out of view.
A voice booms from nowhere. "DANGER! DANGER! The colony is set to explode! All remaining survivors evacuate! I repeat, all survivors evacuate ASAP!"
Tails sighs. "One of those days again..."