Howdy howdy, folks! Garryowen here, bringing you some WILD action on THIS night. I have the honor of bringing you the action of a Royal Rumble for the International Title! Other than the Heavyweight belt, this belt, without a doubt, will be the most important tile in the IFWF, so there is some prestige on the line here tonight.
For those unfamiliar witht he rules, this is the way this is going to work; The wrestlers will make thier way down to the ring in a random order, and will fight until there is only one wrestler standing in the ring. A wrestler must be thrown over the top rope to be elimintated.
Okay....well, we�re ready to roll! Let�s crank this sucker UP!
[My Way by the Sex Pistols begins to play]
Here comes Cathy Connor. She�s the first one out. Unfortunate draw for the Brit. She�s making her way down to ringside in bare feet, and wearing a silver one piece with a circular piece cut out. She�s getting amixed reaction form the fans here....I don�t think the IFWF faithful have quite made up thier minds about her yet. She�s in the ring now, awaiting her next opponant.
[Ain�t goin� Down Till The Sun COmes Up by Garth Brooks begins to play]
Here comes Caitlin Tyler....Not so great of a draw for her either.....She�s wearing cowboy boots, ripped blue jeans, and a blue bikini top that�s cut to show the max ammount of cleavage. She turns to profile to the crowd, then blows them a kiss. I gotta admit, the crowd is loving this big Canadian teen.
Caitlin hits the ring....Connor and Tyler aren�t waiting for formalities...they�re just going at each other...The two girls are throwing some thunderous shots at each other....Conner�s head is snapping back from those hard right hands from Tyler....HARD boot to the gut from Conner...That doubled Tyler over....Conner bounces around behind her...She wraps her arms around Tyler�s waist.....BOOM! Hard belly to back suplex! That landed Conner hard on her shoulders and neck.....Conner picks up Tyler by the hair....European forearm staggers Tyler.......OW! Hard chop to the side of Tyler�s neck....that�s got the Canadian slumped in the corner. Conner�s got the ropes now...She�s using the ropes for momentum to land multiple hard kicks to the tummy of Tyler.....Tyler�s really getting rocked by the gut shots.....Her ample breasts are jiggleing as Conner�s bare right foot lands multiple times in her tight, young belly.....
[Bareknuckle Girl by Shampoo begins to play]
Whoa! I lost track of time, and here comes the third opponant; Catherine Jones. She�s in a black bodysuit, barefoot, and that bodysuit has the shape of a red cat head over the left breast. She�s hitting the ring at high speed, not really even giving the fans a chance to react. Oh! Nice flip over the top rope gets some reaction, though.... Conner looks back over her shoulder at Jones, who seems content to slowly prowl around the ring, apart from the fighting going on....Conner turns back to the Canadian, Tyler and prepares to resume punishing the teen�s firm belly....OH! She�s met by a hard right hand from the cowgirl! Tyler�s fighting back, now landing hard, stinging, knife edge chops to the chest of COnner, who is staggering back........OH! Catherine Jones just NAILED Conner with a Hurricaranna! She just shot in from the side, using her speed to get that attack in....Tyler spins around, facing Jones, but again, she seems content to stay away fromnt he fighting....Tyler picks up COnner by her hair.....Snap Suplex from TYler that sends Conner down hard.....
[Uptown Girl by Billy joel begins to play]
Well, that�s the music of the Dallas Cowgirl, and here comes the Debutante.....She�s in a blue sequined gown, slowly coming down to ringside.....She�s slowly stripping out of that gown....Oh...well....she was....Cat Jones just grabbed hold of that billowing blonde hair and snatched the DCG into the ring under the bottom rope.....Snap suplex by Jones on the DCG, who didn�t get all the way out of that gown....Tyler whips Conner into the ropes.....BIG, ring shaking powerslam!!! WOW! The action�s already getting DAMN hot as now Jones is ripping that gorgeous blue sequined gown off the DCG to reveal that shimmery, royal blue bikini underneath....She picks up the DCG....Monkey flip! The DCG�s body jiggles as she hits the mat hard, stunned by the rapidity of the attack by Jones.....Oh! Conner just stuck her foot into the Gut of a charging Tyler and sent her flying over her in a Judo-style throw! ......the DCG is rallying now, and starts to nail Jones with some hard punches......
[Legs by ZZ Top begins to play]
Bambi�s prancing down to the ring, shaking hands witht he fans as she comes.....She�s in a tanktop, cutoffs, and is barefoot....her hair is in a ponytail.....She�s really working the crowd, trying to rev up the men in attnedance.....Looks like she�s doing a pretty good job......Nice flip over the top rope to enter the ring.....DCG and Jones are exchanging shots in the center of the ring......OH! Superkick by Bambi to the back of Jones�s head! Jones just went down like a sack of potatos.......The Cowgirl is immediatly shifting her attention, content to leave Jones to Bambi.....Ah....DCG and Cathy Conner are both part of the Glamor Girls stable......now they�re both going to work on the Canadian, Tyler....DCG and Conner have Tyler in the corner, beating the stuffing out of the teen�s gut.....Tyler looks to be in a bad way......Bambi picks up the stunned Catherine Jones.....Goes behind her.....BOOM German suplex by Bambi.....Over in the corner, Catlin Tyler is really bad off.....her tummy�s taken a hell of a beating.....Now Conner grabs one leg....DCG witht he other, and they�re trying to put the teen out.
[Crazy by Brittany Spears begins to play]
Here comes Aly Pinnick.....She�s in her customary sily blue thong bikini.....She�s running to the ring to get into the action, cheered on by the crowd......She�s i the ring now and quickly goes to aid the other Glamour Girls already in the ring.....The DCG and COnner are struggleing to get Tyler out of the ring....They can�t quite get her as the Canadian refuses to be eliminated......Oh, there we go.......Witht he aid of a third Glamor girl, Pinnick, Tyler goes out over the top rope......Wow.....Bambi just nailed Jones with a powerslam.....That superkick to the back of the head really stunned Jones, leaving her vunerable to Bambi�s power moves......Hmmmm...I keep thinking I hear music....but I�m not sure.....Anyway.....the Glamor Girls are high fiving thier first elimintation, and are checking out the fight between Bambi and Jones......
[Whole Lotta Love by Led Zepplin begins to play]
Ah! That�s what I thought...I�m not going crazy...I knew I heard music....Here comes Jane �Stonewall� Foot. The big muscular Brit is on her way down to the ring in a white one piece that shows off her rock hard abs. She�s wearing that trademark grin....Bambi has Jones in the corner, pounding away at the cat......Now all three Glamor Girls charge the pair in the corner.....They look to be trying to eliminate the struggleing Bambi..... Uh-oh...Conner just got yanked back by the hair by Foot....THese two Britons don�t like each other very much....WOW! Foot just slapped that big righ meathook of hers around Conner�s throat.....She hoists Conner up....Conner�s eye�s are buldging out....She�s trying to get the other Glamor Girl�s attention, but they are intent on trying to eliminate Bambi. OH! Foot just Chokeslammed Conner out of the ring, eliminating her! Oh god...COnner looks mighty hurt, as she took a hard lick on that concrete floor......The DCG and Pinnick have noticed something�s wrong...They turna around just in time to see COnner fall to the floor......They charge Foot.....Holy cow! The giant Brit just got both of the blue bikini clad Glamor Girls in a double front facelock....Foot�s Muscles are rippleing as she cranks down on the trapped girls.....
Here comes Jenny �The Cheerleader� anderson.....She�s coming down to the ring, swishing those pom poms...She looks like she�s in a good mood, as she takes her time getting to the ring, then tosses those pom poms out to the crowd......She slides in the ring....
What�s Jones doing? hse just slid her head between Bambi�s legs......She stands, balanceing Bambi, exausted from her struggles against the three glamor Girls.....she falls backward.......Out goes Bambi! Bambi�s eliminated.....Jones doesn�t have any time to rest, however, as Jenny Anderson is all over her....After some kicks and punches, Anderson Tries to flip Jones out of the ring, but Jones isn�t cooparating.....The two trapped Glamor Girls are now teaming up to lay punch after punch into the hard tummy of Foot, who is gradually being forced back to the ropes.....Anderson drags Jones out of the corner by the hair.....Wow! BIG Enzuiguri by Jones that leaves the cheerleader on the floor, stunned.....
[Dare to be Stupid by Wierd Al Yankovich plays]
Here comes Jenna �The Jet� Cox.....She�s got on a green and red mask , red and green bikini and green boots....She�s got a chair, and the fans are booing roundly, bu the ref is able to part her fro the chair before allowing her in the ring.....Jones has Anderson almost out of the ring.......WOW! BIG dropkick to Jones�s back sends Jones and Anderson tumbleing from the ring, a Jenna Cox bounces victoriously off the mat, pumpin her hands in the air at her double elimination....DCG and Aly Pinnick have finally gotten themselves out of that double front facelock, and are pounding away at the muscular Brit, Foot. Now, Jenna Cox hits a flying clothsline on DCG, and down goes the debutante....Pinnick is still pounding the Brit, Foot, with punches in the corner, and now the Jet is engaged with the stunned DCG....Whoa! Foot just exploded out of the corner and clamped a bearhug on Pinnick! Good lord....I�d hate to be in those pythons.....
[Tonight by the Smashing Pumpkins begin to play]
Here ocmes Sunny McKay, in a very McKay like Leopard print thong bikini. Her blonde hair is flying wildly as she runs down the aisle, slapping hands with the fans....Hmm......SHe�s getting a lot of cheers, but there seems to be a strong Anti- Sunny contingant at ringside, though I can�t imagine why.....She can�t seem to either, as she swings her leg through the ropes.....Sunny goes after Jenna Cox, and pulls the dark haired girl off DCG and spins her around......Ow! series of slapping chops across the chest by McKay, sending Cox staggering back to the ropes.....She�s moving those chops up to Cox�s throat now, stunning her.....DCG is up now, and immediatly runs back to the other corner where Foot had Aly Pinnick almost out of it in that brutal bearhug.....Kick to the side of the knee by DCG sends Foot down to a knee......Ally Pinnick hits the canvas, gasping for breath like a trout.......DCG isn�tWasting any time as she stomps at the big Brit�s body.....
[The sounds of a midevil battle fill the arena]
Here comes Red Sonya......The lights shine down on the curtains in back, and here she comes.....She dressed in brown Leather pants, and a cut off brown top with brown boots. Sonya sees the still hurting Ally Pinnick, and heads straight for her, pulling her by the hair away from the DCG, who is fixated on stomping the big Brit, Foot, who is now sitting on the mat, slumped in the ropes.....OH! Spinning heel kick out of nowhere by Jenna Cox sends Sunny down to the mat, grasping at the side of her head! Wow! Nice move by Cox.......Cox picks the blond up....Hip toss......Sunny is down and holding her back....REd Soyna has just locked on a double toed leg lock, combined wiht a double arm bar that had Aly Pinnick absolutly SCREECHING in pain! DCG has picked up Jane Foot and is trying to force the big Brit over the ropes....but at 165 pounds, that�s a tough order....
[What It�s Like by Everlast begins to play]
Here comes Jessica Carney.....She�s heading down to the ring in a red bikini and barefoot, followed by many boos. She looks determined as she hits the ring.....She heads for the DCG.....Low blow by Carney stuns the DCG....She lets Foot go.....Foot clamps both her big hands around DCG�s throat.....She hoists DCG up......Over the ropes goes the DCG....What an amazing power move by Foot!....Carney grins as DCG goes over, but that grin doesn�t last long as now Foot clamps that big bearhug on Carney! Jenna Cox charges in on a stunned Sunny McKay......Swift kick to the tummy by McKay....She spins around, grabbing the stunned Cox in a headlock.....Big bulldog sends the face of Cox into the cnavas....Ouch......Red Sonya�s picked the battered Aly Pinnick off the mat......Bodyslam.....that hurt Pinnick...... Sonya picks up Pinnick, and with a handfull of hair, pitches the cheerleader over the top rope, elimintaing her.....
[She�s Got Issues by The Offspring begins to play]
Here comes sexy katie in a purple bikini with white cowboy boots.....There are some in the crowd chanteing her name as she runs to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. Foot now falls forward with force, slamming Carney down onto the mat.....Wow...Carney�s really hurt.......Red Sonya now turns on Jenna Cox, as she and Sunny McKay stomp away on a hurt Cox.....Katie spins Red Sonya around....OW! She just nailed her with the X-factor! Sonya�s on the mat, clutching her warpainted face in pain. Foot picks up a stunned Carney......She presses her......WOW! Carney just got press slamed over the top rope! I think we may need to get the EMTs out here for Carney.....
[Pyro pots explode]
Here comes Leanna Love! The roof is coming off this place as Leanna Love heads down to the ring.....She�s in a blue sports bra with white stars, and matching tight shorts.....She�s got red kicking pads with white asics cross trainers.....her long blonde hair is in a pony tail. She angrilly stalks to ringside, slapping a few hands on the way...she looks like she means buisness...... In an unusual move, she�s going up to the top rope.....Missile dropkick! Love just nailed Katie with a missile drop kick to the side of the head, sending the purple clad one down to the mat.......Jenna Cox nails Sunny with a low blow, sending the little blonde to the mat, clutching her groin, and is now back on the stunned Sonya, bodyslamming her to the mat......Jane Foot is heading for Sexy Katie......She and Leanna Love Pick up Sexy Katie......Double Irish whip to the ropes.....Foot presses Sexy Katie, and using her moentum from the Irish whip, sends her out of the ring over the top rope!......Jenna Cox Whips Sonya to the ropes.....Backdrop....WHOA! Cox Just backdroped Sonya out of the ring! Sonya is eliminated!
[Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison plays]
Well, that could only be the elder stateswoman of theIFWF, Ginny McKay.....She�s coming down the aisle in a green one piece, cut so low in back, it�s showing a whole different type of clevage...She�s signing autographs and shaking hands on her way to ringside,and while she�s getting some applause, many are grumbleing that she�s not wearing those old outfits she used to........Jane Foot is going after Jenna Cox, clamping down on a headlock......Sunny McKay and Leanna Love are squareing off now.....These two look to have a great deal of respect for each other as they slowly circle.....Sunny goes for a lockup....Quick front kick by Love Doubles Sunny over.....Quick, snapping palm thrust to the chin by Love sends McKay sprawling to the canvas.....Ginny hits the ring....Love is pulling Sunny to her feet by her hair......Bulldog by Ginny! Ginny just bulldoged Love�s face into the mat, getting her off Sunny....Foot bodyslams Cox into the mat hard, sending the smaller girl bouncing off the canvas...Foot is just overpowering as she slams Cox again.....She�s just brutalizing the smaller girl....now a atomic drop compresses Cox�s spine, as she goes to the mat in pain....Ginny and Sunny McKay whip Leanna Love into the ropes......They�re going for a double backdrop.....NO! Love stops...Double DDT! Love just nailed the McKays with a double DDT! Foot slaps that big right hand onto Cox�s throat.....hoists her up....over she goes.....Cox is out......Foot is now moving toward the rest of the action, as Leanna Love is up, and Sunny McKay is getting to her feet......Spinning wheel kick by Leanna sends McKay to the mat hard!Foot Pulls Ginny to her feet by her hair....Single leg takedown sends Foot to the mat......Ginny�s on foot, slamming punches to her head.....
Love hauls Sunny up in a suplex.......She suplexed her out of the ring! Sunny McKay is out! Ginny Has Foot up...Irish whip to the turnbuckle.....Foot hit that corner so hard that she shook the ring...here Comes McKay charging in.....Foot just shot McKay upward witht hsoe powerful arms, McKay�s out of...no...she�s got hold of Foot�s hair....Foot�s getting pulled out of the ring.......WOW! Both girls are out! Ginny and Foot just double eliminated each other, as the big redhead wasn�t going out alone.....That leaves LEanna Love! LEanna Love is the International Champion! The ref is calling for the bell and the belt........here it comes! Leanna Love is the New IFWF International champ! This crowd is going NUTS!
Love basks in chants of Le-ann-a, Le-ann-a for a few minutes as she enjoys the moment.....She�s heading back to the dressing room now, fans, your new International champ! Let�s seeif we can get the mobile cam back there to capture the celebration in the bloodlust locker room for Leanna.....What the?! Love just got clobbered by a blindside chair shot! DAMNIT! It�s the AFF!! No.....no it�s not.....who the heck is that?!There are two figgures stomping away on the sprawled form of Leanna Love...It�s....What? It�s the Bunnies! What the heck are they DOING?! April Leonard has Loves arms pinned behind her, and now June Mooners is pounding away at Leanna With that belt......Both the bunnies are in american flag pattern bunny oufits.....what the heck is up with that? Here comes someone else.....It�s Hugh...he looks none the worse for wear, as he slowly walks out, complete with velvet rode and smoking a pipe. Now who�s THIS?! ......NO! It�s Melissa Slade! DAMNIT! DAMN you Slade!!!! She and Hugh are shaking hands!!! What the hell kind of unholy alliance have the Bunnies struck?! This is terrible! After multiple shots in the face with that belt, Leanna Love is busted open! June hands Slade the blet......What the hell is Slade up to? Oh...how disgusting! She�s wiping her forfinger across Love�s forehead.....She�s got Love�s blood on her finger now.....She�s writing something on that belt.....OH NO! She�s written �AFF� on that belt in LEanna Loves� own blood......There�s a commotion....HERE COMES BLOODLUST!!! HERE COMES BLOODLUST!!!! The Jones�s, Jane Foot, and the rest of the Bloodlust crew come chargeing out, sending Slade and Hugh running out of the area.....The Bunnies screech and scurry away as the whole of Bloodlust comes out to the aid of thier fallen partner, Leanna Love.....What a dastardly attack by the AFF! Someone MUST put an end to their reign of terror, damnit!
