JD: This next match is scheduled for ONE FALL!
[The fans hop to their feet as Mariah Carey's "Sweetheart" blares over the
speakers. Lolita Love steps from behind the curtains, the crowd cheering
loudly. She stands atop the entrance ramp for a moment, smiling and waving
to the fans. She wears a white, baby doll T-shirt, "American Grrl" written
across the chest in red cursive, and blue denim, Daisy Duke shorts. She
completes the look with white, ankle-length socks and white, Asics, tennis
shoes. Her blonde hair falls past her shoulders, bangs resting above her
blue eyes.]
TS: I'm in love Johnny.
JJ: I can't say I blame you.
[The lithe ingenue walks to ringside, slapping as many hands as she can,
before entering the ring. She mounts the second turnbuckle and blows a kiss
to the fans before preparing for the start of the match.]
JD: First, from Manhattan, New York....
LOLITA LOVE!!
[BIG POP!]
JD: And her opponent tonight...
[The arena lights begin to dim out. Slowly they fade back on as the intro to
Warrant's "Cherry Pie" comes blaring through the speakers. Ktulu and Heather
come out arm-in-arm to massive cheers, though some fans are booing Ktulu,
who sticks his tongue out at them. Heather waves to the fans, acknowledging
their cheers of support. She high fives Ktulu before walking up the ring
steps and climbing into the ring.]
JD: From Houston, Texas, accompanied by Ktulu...
HEATHER CAULFIELD!!
[BIG POP as well!]
JJ: This shoul be one heck of a match Teddy...a clean match.
TS: Blech. As hot as these two are, Lowry needs to kick the hell out of
them both.
JJ: Well with Lowry not being here tonight, due to her husband being quite
sick, we won't see that. Instead we should see a good competitive bout
here.
DING DING
JJ: This should be a good technical match. Both ladies are good
technically and not afraid to take it to the air.
TS: Or to my room! MWAHAHHAHAHA
[...]
JJ: Caulfield and Love circling each other here...and lock up. Love with
the go behind, settling in...and Caulfield reverses into a hammerlock.
TS: And Love goes right to her own.
[Cinching the hold on tight, Love wrenches the arm, Caulfield showing the
pain...and then spinning around, faking the hammerlock and going to an arm
wrench instead. Working the wrist she pulls the arm, Caulfield escaping by
rolling forward, kipping up and switching to her own! POP!]
JJ: _Great_ reversal by Caulfield! No doubt Ktulu has her ready for this
one.
TS: Oh I am sure they practiced lots together...and maybe even some of it
was wrestling!
JJ: Johnny! There's kids watching.
TS: Oh you know they all start when they're twelve now.
[Despite the banter, the match continues, Caulfield turning the arm wrench
into a hammerlock, slipping to a headlock. Love quickly pulls out of that,
going to a hammerlock and before Caulfield can do anything Love goes into a
switching headlock, from one to another and then to a hammerlock! Caulfield
ignores the crowd reaction and switches to a hammerlock of her own, going to
a headlock. Love pushes her towards the ropes and with a heave sends her
across...]
JJ: Shoulderblock! Love goes down...Caulfield off the ropes. Duck
down...leapfrog...HIP TOSS! Love sent down hard, gets up...and into an
armdrag! She's up...ARM DRAG ON LOVE!
[POP!]
TS: Um...wow. They're moving damn fast in there!
JJ: Caulfield charging...Love pushes her by...leap frog...NO! CAULFIELD
CATCHES HER WITH A DROP-KICK TO THE KNEE!
[POP as Love goes down, clutching at her knee. Caulfield uses the moment to
catch her breath, moving in and pulling Love up.]
JJ: Love could be in trouble here. Caulfield going behind, grabs the leg
and--SHINBREAKER...DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP....
[WHOOOO!]
TS: FIGURE FOUR!
JJ: Love is in trouble now! Caulfield cinching in that figure four and
with the damage taken so far, it very well could be too much!
TS: You think she will tap out this quick? She's a veteran and all you
know. Heck, she was rookie of the year in MBC, which is a UWF
affiliate...which means nothing really. But hey, I had to say something.
JJ: And it was something no one cares about.
TS: Oh...yeah.
[Rocking back and forth in the hold, Caulfield looks for the submission,
doing anything she can to make it hurt that much more. Nothing seems to be
working, Love refusing to quit with a vehemence...a refusal that pays it's
due when she manages to inch herself towards the ropes...and gets the
break!]
JJ: LOVE GETS THE ROPES!!
TS: And gets the break of course.
JJ: Of course.
JJ: Caulfield staying on Love, picking her back up and goes for another
shinbreaker...LOVE FLIPS OUT....Stumbles and WHAT A LARIAT ON CAULFIELD!!
[What a hit POP!]
JJ: Caulfield getting back up....AND BACK DOWN WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!
TS: And the pin!
ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT!
[POP! Caulfield gets up, ducking a Love lariat and turning around...face
off...HUGE POP!]
JJ: What a reaction for these ladies!! They are showing they can hang with
anyone else in NEO.
TS: They can hang with me anytime...oh yeah.
JJ: But this match is still going Teddy...and Love stops Caulfield with a
high knee. Love hooks the head...
"THUD!"
JJ: Snap suplex!
ONE!
TWO!
[Caulfield kicks out again, Ktulu cheering her on. Love pulls her up,
throwing her into the corner. Moving off she turns...charges...and hits a
big splash, the impact sending Caulfield staggering out...
'THUUUUUUUUUD!"
...and into a bulldog!!]
TS: Ouch! There goes her pretty face.
JJ: Great bulldog by Love but she's wasting too much time. She should be
staying on here and finishing her off.
TS: Well it'll cost her and she'll lose and it'll all be over. She'll
learn.
JJ: Love backing off, charges....LEGDROP--MISSES!! Caulfield up, Love
up...and Caulfield gets her with a roll through half crab! Caulfield
getting that leg she worked early and my lord, this could be it.
[Immediately Love starts scrambling for the ropes but Caulfield can sense it
and pulls her back to the middle of the ring, the crowd shocked and split,
cheering both ladies. Caulfield, goes right to work, adjusting position
and digging the back of her knee into Love's thigh, really bringing the
pain.]
JJ: Love in trouble here...whoa...wait...Caulfield's grip is
slipping...Love gets the ropes! ANOTHER lucky break for Love here.
TS: She's sure lucking out tonight, that's for sure.
JJ: Love pulled up, Caulfield whips her across the ring...BACK ELBOW!!
Caulfield going right for the crab...ROLL UP BY LOVE!
ONE!
TWO!
THR..KICKOUT!!
[Both get up at near the same time, Caulfield just a tad quicker, spinning
and hooking her with a rolling knee bar! HUGE FINISHING MOVE POP! Love
catches herself though and manages to get the ropes, the pain evident across
her face and when she gets up, limping slightly and holding her knee.]
JJ: Caulfield taking control here, Love in the corner and...EUROPEAN
UPPERCUT! ANOTHER!! ANOTHER UPPERCUT!!
TS: Love's about 2 inches taller after those, I'll give her that much.
JJ: Caulfield looking for the charge...AND CHARGES RIGHT INTO A LOLITA LOVE
BOOT! She's stunned, Love quick to the rope....
"THUUUUUUUUUUD!"
CROSS BODY!!
ONE!
TWO!
THRE...KICKOUT!
[BIG POP!]
JJ: Love back in the game...whips Caulfield into the corner and follows in
with a HUGE leaping elbow! Caulfield staggered, Love slips to the
apron....leaps....
"THUUUUUUUUUUUD!"
[HIGHSPOT POP!]
TS: DAMN!
JJ: MISSILE DROPKICK...A HIGH MISSILE DROPKICK BY LOLITA LOVE CONNECTS!!
THIS COULD BE IT!!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
[NO! KICKOUT BY CAULFIELD!!]
JJ: KICKOUT AND BARELY!!
TS: I thought it was over!
JJ: Love popping back up to her feet, still limping but she has a second
wind and is back in this game!
TS: Well Caulfield isn't done yet there pal. Don't count her out yet...
JJ: Caulfield disoriented after that kick and I don't think she even knows
where Love is, turns and...HURRICANRANA
"THUUUD"
CAULFIELD WITH THE POWERBOMB
[HUGE POP as Love rolls right through the powerbomb, hooking the arm with a
cross armbreaker. The momentum carrying them through, Caulfield manages to
spin, grabbing the leg and going right back to her knee bar!!
THIS IS OVER POP!
Only Love somehow spins right around getting the ropes!
UNBELIEVABLE HEAT!]
JJ: WHAT A SEQUENCE!! CAULFIELD UP...HAS LOVE'S LEG AND GOES FOR THE KNEE
BAR AGAIN....
ROLL UP BY LOVE!! ROLL UP OUT OF NOWHERE!!
[HUUUUUUUUGE POP!]
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
[INCREDIBLE POP!!]
DING DING!!
JJ: MY GOD!! LOVE WITH A ROLL UP AND PULLS THE WIN OUT OF NOWHERE!!
JD: YOUR WINNER...
"AMERICA'S SWEETHEART" LOOOOOLLLLLLLLITA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!
TS: What in the?! That came out of nowhere! I was sure Heather had it!
JJ: I think we all did when she locked on her dreaded knee lock Teddy, but
the veteran quick thinking of Love came through and she managed to pull out
the amazing win!
[Both ladies get up, Ktulu slipping into the ring to check on Heather.
However he is pushed aside as Caulfield moves past him, standing toe to toe
with Love...as they shake hands! HUGE POP as we fade away...]
