Lisa Dream vs Leanna Love
by K.
(The IFWF Arena roars to life as Fireworks blaze from the wrestler's entrance. Pyrotechnics explode above their heads in a display of fury and light. The hundreds of signs seem to flutter back and forth like so many blades of grass in a field. "AB-ME KAYLA" , "BODY SHOP 4 EVER" , "WELCOME TO FOXX CITY" are just a few of the many signs. The camera’s pan around the arena, switching from shot of screaming fans to shots of the empty ring. The image then moves towards the announcer’s desk where Dean and Sally sit.
Dean: Welcome back fans, well its time.
Sally: Can’t touch this….
Dean: What?
Sally: Can’t touch…Sally time!
( Sally starts going into her own rendition of MC Hammer’s "can’t touch this " although adding her name in certain spots. Dean shakes his head and looks back into the camera )
Dean: Folks, It Inter-Continental Championship time. Leanne Love will face "Perfection" Lisa Dream. This match is a long time coming , for it was a month ago that these two warriors were the last wrestlers standing at the Greatest Rumble ever seen on Syndicated TV.
Sally: Syndicate??? Where??
Dean: Roll the tape….( rolls his eyes )
(In the ring, there were only two...Leanna Love and Lisa Dream, both pressing against one another in the ropes, hoping that sheer force will take the day. One prize, all of this for one prize... and now two women possessed a shot at the glory. They teetered, neither with great leverage, rolling along the ropes in some embrace. Neither could move, their balance depended on the other.
And it was over, they both fell... spinning over the top when neither could catch hold, all four feet touching the ground at the same time. For a moment, they stared at each other... then at the ring, then to a referee who simply shrugged. Twenty-nine people later... and there was no winner. )
Dean: Well tonight folks, there will be a new champion.
Sally: There will be two new champions tonight, The Upstarts are going to have their revenge on the Enforcers and of course Evonne will keep her title.
Dean: Well that remains to be seen, but 30 minutes from now, a new IC Champion will be crowned..
Sally: Pfffffffffft , like it will take Lisa 30 min to beat Leanna Love.
( The lights dim as the words 'the DREAM', written in gold letters,
show up on the jumbtron above the exit from the dressing room area. The
sounds of twinking stars and awe music fill the arena (Note: Very
reminiscent of Golddusts opening theme music). Smoke fills the entrance
ramp. Then, there is a burst of light, the music changes to 'Nookie', by
Limp Bizkit, and Lisa Dream exits the dressing room area. She is wearing a
black blazer and skirt combination, and she arrogantly surveys the crowd. Accompanying her are Slymenstra, She Wolf, Arachnia, Hse Han and all the
bikers, the whole Savage Predators. She then makes her way down towards the
ring, walking like a supermodel on the entrance ramp.)
Sally: Now that is perfection!!!
(Lisa climbs slowly into the ring and walks to the center, she begins to turn and twist her body in a seductive manner, driving her fans and others into a frenzy.) She removes her blazer and skirt to reveal her skimpy white Bikini. She then walks up to the drooling ring announcer and grabs the microphone.)
Lisa : "Wow, all my little Dream-o-phobics, was today EVER a
worthwhile day for you! You got to gaze upon *perfection* twice in one
card, so that makes the night doubly worth it! Plus, you all have lucked
into seeing me smack the smirk right off of this little insignificants
face. Love has been avoiding me ever since she knew she would have to take on
the All American Dream, for I know it, she knows it, all of you know it.that
she doesn't have a prayer against someone of my considerable assets! And,
when all is said and done.it shall be around my *luscious* little waist that
the Inter Continental belt is wrapped. And it will all be for you.the loyal fans of the IFWF Icon!"
Sally: You can say that again, she is "Perfection"
Dean: She is an arrogant little thing, I hope Leanne teaches her a lesson.
Sally: Geez Dean, picking sides already?
Dean: Leanna stands for everything that is right in wrestling, if you only knew what she has gone through in the past couple of weeks, you would be amazed that she is even here wrestling. She has the heart of a champion.
Sally: Well, we shall see if she has the skill of one.
( Inside the ring Lisa has thrown down the microphone and is performing her bump and grind again. )
(Pink and white, fire works go off as "Dangerous" by Roxette
plays. Suddenly, Leanna Love races from the back, followed by Wendy Jones,
Sophita, and Sweet Misty. Leanna wears a pink, halter top and pink, sweat
pants. Her ensemble completed with pink, tennis shoes. Her long, blonde hair
is styled in a ponytail that falls down her back and her face is fixed in an
angry glare. She races into the ring, pass all of her screaming and cheering
fans)
Dean: You see, the image of loveliness, the image of…..oh wow!!
Sally: Love my Ass!!!
( Leanna charges into the ring and goes right after Lisa. Dream quickly tries to bail out of the ring, but Leanna grabs her by the hair and slams her back to the mat. Leanna quickly straddles the Dream and starts hammering away with punches. The ref is stunned and quickly calls for the bell. )
DING DING DING
Sally: Some hero, attacking before the bell.
Dean: I think Leanna has had enough, Lisa can drive anyone insane with her chatter and I think Leanne Love is going to vent all her frustrations out on Perfection.
( Lisa quickly covers her face as Leanna rains blows down. The Foundation member’s eyes are full of hatred and her assault never slows. Lisa twists and turns trying to avoid the blows. The ref calls for a break. Leanna ignores him and continues her assault, when he reaches 4 Leanna stops and gets to her feet, dragging Lisa with her. She whips the Dream into the ropes and charges after her. Lisa rebounds and….)
Dean: Flying Lariat!! Nearly takes Perfection’s head off!!
Leanna flies through the air with her arm extended and catches the Dream in the throat, sending her crashing to the mat. Lisa hits hard and quickly tries to scamper out of the ring. Leanna grabs her by the leg and drags her back into the center of the ring .Leanne pulls Lisa up and goes to lift her. Lisa quickly rams her knee up and into the lower, lower abdomen of her opponent. Leanna gasps and clutches at her wounded area. Lisa quickly leaps up and wraps her arm around Love’s head and falls to the mat. )
Sally: DDT!! Perfect DDT!!
Dean: Nice counter, with a low blow and all…
Sally: Shhhhhhhh…
( Lisa gets to her feet and adjusts her hair and Leanna holds her head on the mat. Lisa scowls at her opponent and begins kicking her viciously)
Lisa: How dare you touch Perfection! I bet you are re-thinking about wrestling against me …aren’t you Love.
Sally: YEAH!! You tell her Dream….
Dean: Arrogant little….
Sally: What was that?
Dean: Ummm nothing…
( Lisa grabs Leanna by the hair and whips her into the turnbuckles. Leanna crashes into the corner and stumbles out. Lisa runs up and dropkicks Leanna in the chest sending her out of the ring and onto the floor. The Savage Predators are all smiling as Leanna falls at their feet. The Foundation members are quick to move around to protect their comrade. Lisa begins to perform another dance for the crowd. She runs her hands over her body, teasing the fans with her "Perfection’s". The ref quickly jumps outside the ring as the Predators and Foundation members are about to attack each other. )
Sally: What’s that striped idiot doing?
Dean: I think ….YES…he is banning both teams from ringside!!!!
Sally: He can’t do that!!
Dean: He just did, The Foundation is moving away without protest, while the Predators are furious. They are threatening him with all sorts of evil punishments.
( The ref stands firm as the bikers and Predators leave the ring area. Leanna gets to her feet and scowls as Lisa is performing her little dance in the ring. Leanna quickly climbs up onto the apron and steps through the ropes. Lisa turns to face her with her hands on her hips. The Dream blows a kiss a Leanne. That enrages Love even more and she comes charging across the ring. Lisa quickly dodges out of the way and prances across the ring. Leanna is furious and continues her chase. Lisa backs into the corner and waits. Leanne comes running in and Lisa quickly side steps and moves away. Leanna charges into the corner. Lisa ignores her and taps the side of her head, showing the crowd how she outsmarted Leanna. However, Love never impacted into the turnbuckles, she stopped herself and turns with an evil grin on her lips. Lisa slowly turns around and is nailed in the face with Leanna’s fist. The Dream yelps and stumbles away"
Lisa: My face !!!!!
Sally: Time out!!!! The Dream needs a break!!!
Dean: Hardly, it’s Love time.
( Leanna grabs Lisa by the hair and whips her into the ropes, Lisa rebounds and bounces back in, Leanne runs and leaps into the air, spinning her heel around. The blow impacts into the top of Lisa’s head sending her down to the mat. Lisa squeals again and clutches her face. Leanna quickly jumps on top of Dream for the pin. )
Dean: Here’s the count….1…2…Kickout by Dream.
Sally: Phew!!
( Leanna smirks and picks Lisa up, she is enjoying this part of the match. Leanna scoops Dream up and places her in a fireman’s carry. Lisa quickly slides off Leanna’s back and flips to her feet. Leanne turns around and Lisa leaps into the air, slamming her foot right into the middle of Leanna’s face. )
Dean:WOW!! Nice reversal by Dream and a beautiful jumping side kick!!
( Leanna stumbles back and Lisa runs in quickly and drives her knee up in another brutal low blow. Leanna gasps and doubles over. Lisa smiles and quickly shoves Leanna’s head between her thighs and closes them tightly. Lisa then bends over and…
Dean: Piledriver coming up!!!
Sally: Nope….hehehehe..
(Lisa lifts her hands and then slaps them down across Leanna’s bottom. The slap is heard throughout the arena. Lisa smiles and raises her hands again and performs another slap. Leanna wraps her arms around Lisa’s thighs and with a grunt rises up. Lisa screams as her feet leave the ground. Leanna gets to her feet and then runs across the ring. Lisa howls as they crash into the corner. Her perfect ass is impaled onto the turnbuckles. Leanna maintains the hold and then moves to the middle of the ring before turning and slamming Lisa down to the mat. Lisa hits the mat and grabs her butt. Leanna wastes no time and hauls the Dream back up and lifts her again . She places Lisa across her shoulders and begins to spin around. )
Dean: Airplane spin…..Leanna is …OH MY GOD!!!
Sally: ummmm…wow.
( Leanna suddenly stops and lifts Lisa up in a display of tremendous strength. She has Lisa above her head and then slams her down to the canvas. )
Dean: Gorilla Press Slam!! Wow!! Leanna has been working out!!
Sally: ahhh, lucky hold. No real talent needed for that.
(Leanna quickly falls across her opponent and hooks the leg )
Dean: 1….2…….3
Sally: No!!! Dream has her foot on the ropes,
( Leanna slams her fist on the mat and then rises to her feet. She lifts Dream up again and picks her up again, Leanna moves to the corner and places Lisa on the top turnbuckle, Leanne then goes to grab her. Lisa suddenly jabs her finger forward and into Leanna’s eyes. Love screams in pain and stumbles away. Lisa rises to her feet and leaps off the top turnbuckle. She grabs Leanna on the way down and drives her head into the mat. )
Sally: Top Rope Bulldog!!!!
Dean: Lisa flips her over, here’s the count…
Sally: 1…….2…….oh boo.
( Leanna kicks out and the Dream smiles and rises to her feet. Leanna rolls onto her back, clutching her head. Lisa smiles and grabs both of Leanna legs, raising them into the air. The Dream smiles at the crowd and then shakes her hips before dropping to her knee’s driving one of them into Leanna’s groin. )
Dean: Brutal Low Blow!!!!!
Sally: What low blow? That was a knee to the gut.
Dean: WHAT!!!
( Lisa smiles and ignores the ref as he screams at her about the blow. She rises to her feet and grabs Leanna’s legs and begins twisting them and …
Dean: Figure-Four Leglock….YES…she’s got it locked in…
Sally: New Champ!!!!
( Leanna screams in pain as the Dream falls backwards locking in the hold. Lisa pushes herself up on her elbows, raising her butt off the ground, adding even more pressure to the hold. Leanna howls as her leg in being bent in an awkward position. The ref asks her if she wants to quit. She screams her defiance. Lisa is smiling and teases her opponent.)
Lisa: ""Feel honored, being allowed this close to *perfection*."
( Leanna continues to cry out in agony. She begins try and crawl backwards towards the ropes. Lisa’s smirk turns to concern as Leanna begins dragging them both towards the side of the ring.)
Dean: What a display by Leanna!! She’s dragging herself and Lisa towards the safety of the ropes…
Sally: Shhhh..I think I heard Leanna give up…
Dean: No you didn’t …..don’t do that!
( The ref continues to ask Leanna if she wants to quit. She ignores him and continues dragging herself towards the safety of the ropes. Lisa is trying to stop her, but Love is inching towards them. )
Dean: She’s almost…YES!!!! What courage, what heart….
Sally: What a fluke!!
( The ref forces Lisa to break the hold. She complies after waiting until the 4 count. Leanna pulls herself out of the ring and falls to the floor clutching her leg. Lisa rises to her feet and raises her hands in the air. The crowd cheers as Lisa shakes her money maker and climbs through the ropes to the outside. Leanna is on one knee as Lisa grabs her and rakes her fingers across her face. Leanna yelps again and stumbles back, limping. Lisa smiles and grabs Leanna by the hair and heads her towards the announcers table )
Dean: LOOK OUT!!!!
Sally: GO DREAM!!!
( Lisa goes to ram Leanna’s head into the table. Leanna pushes her arm out to block the move and then slams her elbow into Lisa’s face. Dream yelps and tries to back away, but Leanna grabs her and slams her face into the table.)
Sally: HEY!!! You can’t…..
( Leanna glares at Sally )
Sally: Umm Never mind.
(Lisa slumps to the floor , a trickle of blood runs down her chin from a cut lip. She reacts to the pain and then a look of horror comes over face when she feels the blood. Leanna smiles and looks down at her foe.)
Leanna: "Awww! Did I hurt the pretty, wittle girl? Just wait, Dream! I'm just starting!"
Sally: What happened to the Love?
Dean: I don’t know, I’ve never seen Leanna this enraged before.
( Leanna stops for a moment upon hearing Dean’s words. Her hate has driven her mad, she knows it. But this woman stands for everything she despises. However, has she become what she hates?. Leanna pauses for just a moment, long enough for Lisa to strike. The Dream fires a kick from the floor into Leanna’s sore knee. Love yelps and falls to the concrete clutching her leg. Lisa rises slowly, the trickle of blood has flowed onto her chest and stained her suit. She is outraged, horrified and very , very angry.)
Lisa: How dare you!!! How dare you touch Perfection in this manner!!!!!
( Lisa grabs a chair from the announcer’s table and holds it high. The ref screams at her about Disqualification. She turns and glares at him, deciding if losing the belt is worth crippling her foe. Lisa places the chair on the ground and then picks Leanna up. She puts her in a headlock and looks at the ref. )
Lisa: I can’t hit her with the chair right?
Ref: Right!!!
(Lisa falls backwards, driving Leanna’s head into the chair and concrete in a vicious DDT. Leanna quivers and shakes upon impact and lies still. The ref is about to call for the bell when Lisa glares at him.)
Lisa " I never hit her, she fell it!!!"
Sally: Beautiful, wonderful, god I love this girl.
Dean: What a louse, a sneak.
( The ref is outraged, but Lisa obeyed the letter of the law, if not the spirit. Dream rises to her feet and smiles at the ringside fans. She points at Leanna and smiles. The fans cheer as Lisa stands above her prey and starts her dance. Leanna is barely coherent as Lisa slowly lowers herself down for a face sit pin. The ref screams at Lisa to get back in the ring, but the Dream is in no hurry as she mocking counts to three. Leanna struggles weakly as she regains her senses. A small cut on the top of her head from the chair impact has stained some her hair. Lisa gets up slowly and pulls Leanna closer to the edge of the ring. The Dream then leaps up on the apron and holds her hands high in the air. Leanna slowly starts to rise and Dream watches intently. As Leanna gets to her feet, Lisa leaps off the edge of the apron to perform a Body Block. Her smile turns to fear as Leanna catches her in midair and spins and slams them both through the ring announcer’s table. )
Dean: Oh my GOD!!!!!
Sally: My Coffee!!!!
( Both women lie still in the carnage. The ref would have easily counted both of the out by now. But there must be a winner of this match. Leanna slowly rises first. She stands wobbly on her legs and glares down at Lisa. The Dream is unmoving in the middle of the broken table )
Sally: You owe me a cup of coffee!!!!
( Leanna growls and Sally backs away. Dean smiles as Sally hides behind him as Leanna goes back to work. Leanna lifts Dream up and out of the splintered wood. She rolls her back into the ring and slowly climbs up and through the ropes. Leanna flips Dream over and falls across her body. )
Dean: This could be it….1…….2……..3. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sally: Dream kicked out!!!! Dream kicked OUT!!!
( Lisa barely turns her body to avoid the pin. Leanna cannot believe it and rises to her feet, dragging Lisa up with her. Suddenly Dream slams her forearm up and between Leanna’s legs. )
Dean: That’s the third low blow!!!
Sally: Third times lucky…or unlucky if your Leanna.
( Leanna falls to the mat , curling into a little ball as she gasps in pain. Lisa crawls to the ropes and pulls herself up. Lisa starts to head for the corner and slowly climbs the turnbuckles. )
Sally: Here is comes…..The "Perfect Splash"
Dean: Lisa has a long way to fly here, can she hit it?
( Lisa stands up high on the top rope. She takes a moment to gaze out in the crowd. The fans are on their feet and Lisa holds her hands up high. She then leaps off the top. )
Sally: She is ……YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Lisa soars over an incredible distance and slams into her prone foe. Leanna convulses on impact . Lisa also seems to have taken quite a bit of the brunt of that splash and lies still across her foe . The ref jumps over for the count…..1…….2……..)
Sally: THREE!!!
Dean:NO!!!!
Sallly: THREE!! I saw his hand hit the mat….!
Dean: No , the ref is calling it off ,Leanna kicked out ,I don’t know how….but she did., Lisa cannot believe it. She is screaming at the Ref and slapping her hands together 1..2..3.
(Lisa yells about the referee about his less than perfect count. The Dream rises to her feet and stomps and Leanna before heading towards the corner again. )
Sally: She’s setting it up, Sugary Sweet Surprise!!!
( Lisa climbs up to the top again and crouches, waiting for her foe to rise.The Jumbotron shows Lisa up on the turnbuckle waiting to strike. Leanna slowly stirs on the mat. Lisa smiles and winks at some of the ringside fans. The crowd watches intently as Leanna rises. She turns slowly , catching a glimpse of the JumboTron. Leanna turns around and Lisa leaps off the top.)
Sally: Sugary Sweet…
Dean: SURPRISE!!!!!
( Leanna drops quickly to the mat , as Lisa sails by and impacts into hard canvas with her knee’s. The Dream yelps and screams, rolling around in pain. Leanna rises slowly, her blood stained hair falls across her face as she stalks her prey. Lisa rolls into the corner and starts begging for mercy.)
Lisa: "Please…no…..no….I’m hurt…leave me alone….have mercy…."
( Leanna looks down on her foe, she thinks of the three low blows, the eye gouges. She thinks of all the things that Lisa stands for. Then she smiles and backs off. )
Sally: Leanna should have finished her, the Dream suckered her there.
Dean: Yes Leanna should have…..wait!!!
( Lisa suddenly launches forward, her hands dart out to rake across Leanna’s face. Leanna’s reacts quickly , grabbing Lisa by the arms. The Dream looks on in horror as Leanna drives her head forward, smashing it into the bridge of Dream’s nose )
Dean: Leanna suckered Dream!!! She knew it was a fake mercy cry!!!!! She baited the Dream!!
Sally: Lucky, good for nuthing…..
( Lisa’s nose explodes in a shower of blood, her perfect nose will need perfect surgery. The Dream slumps down, but can’t fall as Leanna still holds her arms. Leanna steps forward trapping Lisa’s head between her thighs. She then lets go of her arms. They fall limp at Lisa’s sides. Leanna then wraps her arms around the Dreams waist and with a grunt. Hauls her up in an inverted bear hug. Dreams arms fall loosely to the canvas, the blood from her nose drips onto the mat. Leanna walks to the center of the ring. Showing off her prize to the 4 sides of the ring. Leanna then leaps in the air, rotating and kicking her legs back driving Lisa’s head into the mat.)
Dean: Spinning Piledriver!!!
(Leanna lets go on impact and Lisa bounces and flops to the mat, face down. Leanna gets to her feet again. She glares down at her broken foe and holds her hands high in the air. She begins to drag her finger across her throat.)
Dean: Pin Her!!!!!!
Sally: Shhhhhhhhhhhh….let her gloat.
Dean: She’s not gloating, she going for her finisher, but I think the Dream is out.
Sally: Nahhh..she’s just resting…
( Leanna lifts Dream up and puts in her a Full Nelson , and prepares to deliver the "Snap Dragon" Suplex. Leanna goes to lift the Dream up and over. Lisa reacts in desperation and slams the heed of her boot into Leanna’s injured knee. Leanna howls and releases the hold and stumbles forward. Lisa quickly reaches behind and grabs Leanna’s head and places it over her shoulder. Lisa then falls to the mat. )
Sally: Stunner!! A perfect Stunner!!!!
( Leanna’s jaw impacts onto the dreams shoulder. She bounces up and falls to her side. Lisa quickly crawls over and straddles her opponent across the shoulders. Lisa grabs Leanna’s legs and folds them over….)
Dean: Match book Pin!!!! Can she hold on….
Sally:YES!!!
Referee: 1……2….
Dean: Come on….
Sally: YES!!!!!!!
Referee : 3!!!!!
Sally: That’s it!!!! Perfection wins!!!!!!
( Lisa falls to the side as the ref raises her hand in victory. The belt is being handed to the referee as Lisa holds her hands in the air. Her perfect face is smashes, her lip is swollen and her nose broken, but she is victorious. Leanna rolls onto her stomach, whether she is crying or not is unknown.)
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of this match and NEW!!!! INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION….LISA DREAM!!!!
( The ref goes to give Lisa the belt. The Dream grabs it from him and holds it high. Suddenly, Leanna rises to her feet and shoulder tackles Lisa. The Dream crashes to the mat with Leanna on top of her. The ref turns to react as Leanna throw a series of wild , frustrated punches into the Dream. The ref tries to push Leanna away, but she nails him with an elbow sending him to the mat. Leanna grabs the belt and starts pounding it into the Dream )
Sally: Booo!! What poor sportsmanship..
Dean: I think Leanna has lost it…uh oh….look who’s coming!!
( At the wrestlers entrance , the Foundation and Savage Predators are fighting to get to the ring. Wendy Jones breaks free and races to the ring )
Sally: No Fair!!! It’s going to be two on one!!!
( Wendy climbs into the ring and grabs Leanna, forcefully pushing her off the Dream. Leanna goes to attack, but then see’s the face of her friend. Leanna’s emotions boil over and Wendy grabs her in a warm, caring embrace. )
Dean: That woman has been through hell and she fought like a lion.
Sally: Like a Hyena you mean, did you see that attack after Lisa had fairly won the match?
Dean: Fairly? Low blows, eye gouges and rakes? You call that fair?
Sally: I call that victory, cause Lisa Dream’s got the belt.
Dean: Yeah and a trip to the hospital, I wonder if Lisa will ask for Evonne’s plastic surgeon, god knows she’s had her nose fixed about 1000 times.
Sally :grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Dean: Folks, we will be back after this commercial announcement.
**Winner of the match by Pinfall : Lisa Dream**