FOUR WAY DANCE FOR THE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP:
Anaconda versus Holly Hotbody versus Trish Angelic versus Misery
........................written by: David Lawson.......................
The match started with the four women seemingly pairing up, Anaconda taking
on Holly, while Misery tangled with Trish. Ana took it to Holly quickly,
nailing her with a couple of knees to the midsection, then taking her down
to the mat with a snap mare and working a choke/sleeper on her. Misery, on
the other hand, surprised Trish with a hip toss, and followed up with an
inverted front layout suplex. Misery went for a quick pin, but Trish kicked
out. Undaunted, Misery pulled Trish up and whipped her to the ropes. Misery
ducked a clothesline attempt, but then made the classic rookie mistake of
ducking too soon as Trish rebounded. Angelic nailed Misery with a DDT and
scored the pin to eliminate her from the match.
On the other side of the ring, Anaconda pummeled Holly with a flurry of
fists. But Trish pulled the Brazilian off of Holly in an attempt to get the
pin herself. But that only got a to count as the former Heavyweight Champion
pulled Trish off and nailed her with a belly-to-back suplex. Trish
recovered, and speared Ana. She then moved in, but made the mistake of
fighting a Jiu-Jitsu master on the ground. Anaconda turned things around
with a figure-four chokehold. But Trish managed to make it to the ropes for
the break.
As Holly went to a neutral corner to recover from Anaconda's attack, Trish
took advantage of the break to nail Anaconda in the gut with a shoulder. The
Virginian then followed it up with a Running Liger Bomb for a count of two.
As Angelic pulled her opponent off the mat, Anaconda surprised her with a
DDT, but that also only got a count of two. Anaconda then followed up with a
German Suplex, but Trish managed to block it with a bridge and then
miraculously turned it into a Tomikaze! Sensing victory, Trish hoisted
Anaconda up for the Divine Intervention, but the former Heavyweight Champion
slid off and trapped Trish in the Anaconda's Hug. Though she fought hard,
Trish had no choice but to tap out, bringing the second elimination to the
match. But Anaconda's victory was short-lived. For as soon as she released
her hold, Holly Hotbody, who had been hiding in the corner all along, snuck
up behind her and spun her around. Then, as they say on the Internet, KICK!
WHAM! HOT SPOT! Catching Anaconda off guard, Holly covered her for the final
pin and the title.
Winner and New Women's Champion: "The Seductress" Holly Hotbody
KM: Holly Hotbody stole the Women's Title! Dammit! Holly Hotbody stole the
Women's Title!
ML: How? She got the pin. It's not like the Schrams.
KM: She didn't do a damn thing the entire match!
ML: Hey! She was jumped early on. She got beaten down. And against all odds,
she fought back from the bottom to go all the way to the top. *sniff* It's a
beautiful story.
KM: Give me a break. You call letting everybody beat the crap out of each
other and sneaking in at the end to get the win a survivor's story?
ML: No, I call it pretty damn smart. All that and brains too.
KM: And you like smart girls.
ML: I hear she scored high on lap dances on her SAT. Maybe I should quiz her
on the GMAT.
KM: Give me a break. Main event's next. Let's take you to the challenger.
