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My sister wants my to label this as a story, but it is as true as the 'fro upon my head. You may think that the world has no single leader. You may say that G-Dub is by default the ruler of the world because the U.S. owns most of it. And nor is it owned by some ancient cult of stone cutters that meet and decide the fate of nations. None is correct. Do you want the truth? It is two people who haven't been seen for years, and appropraitely, for they live on the MOON. On the far side to be more precise, so Earth based telescopes cannot see them(for all of you who do not know why this is true, please leave). Two people living in a moon manson with giant walruses for transportation. They have a butler named Sgt. Pepper for those of who see strange coincidences appearing. But it is not some wizened old men. It is...Lori Beth Denberg and Danny Tamberelli. Let that sink in for a minute. After having short lived careers on Nickolodeon, they became rulers of the world very quitely. Now they plot to create chaos on this world you humans call home. This seems to lose some of its emphasis when types, so pretend to have someone telling you this with enthusiasm. |
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