I've Learned...


×That maturity doesn't automatically come with age.
×That the "Mature Fan Club" is the perfect example for the above.
×That you truly don't know what you've got 'till it's gone.
×That the employees that work at McDonald's at 11:30 PM all need meds.
×That you should never put baby froggies in a jar with a larger one. You'll wind up with one big froggy in the morning. (lmao. hey, i was only like 4..i didn't know frogs were cannibals.)
×That some people can never be happy.
×That the opposite sex will always be the most confusing creature on earth.
×That I can't even figure out people of the same sex at times
×That Taco Bell is evil.
×That there is no age limit for teenyboppers.
×That you don't necessarily have to have talent, or fans, to be on TRL. Screwing Carson Daly will work just fine. ("Clawing her way back on the countdown is.....Willa Ford....")
×That Nick can't rap.
×That I'm flypaper for freaks.
×That Puffy is on some goooood shit of he seriously likes being called "P. Diddy"
×That it's the same for AJ if the rumor about "Ajiggity" is true.
×That dogs think their masters are gods, and cats think they are the master. (The Egyptians should have never worshipped them, that gave them egos.)
×Speaking of Egyptians, I've learned that there is such a thing as an Egyptian porno star.
×And that there must not be a big market for Egyptian porn since he wanted to cyber.
×That some poor soul thinks Kevin has his tattoo on his "pubic" bone.
×That old drunk men won't comprehend that you aren't in love with them in return.
×That yankees pronounce Biloxi wrong.
×That yankees pronounce damned near everything wrong.
×That I ramble too much at 6 AM, aka, now.
×That Wal-Mart thinks whiteout TAPE can be used as an inhalent.
×That some teeny thinks going to McDonalds will somehow help AJ.
×That I can find things I've been trying to find for a year if I just clean my floor

×That no matter how bad I'm feeling, if I just watch the cbs thing or diary or something I can usually smile, or almost smile at least
×That I'm a teeny sometimes but :P if you got a prob with that...lolI love 'em so shoot me, okay, wait, don't.
×That school lunches really suck at times, ok I lied, alot.
×That there are Peanutbutter SLICES, like cheese....in individually wrapped packages...pardon me while i go hurl...
×That if people don't know my name "the long haired chick" or "the girl with the hair" works fines

More to come..ya learn somethin new every day...

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