So you found me eh? Looking for trouble I presume. Didn�t your mother warn you about potentially dangerous things, like, crossing the street without looking both ways first, not taking candy from
strangers, never to eat before you swim, and most importantly, don�t go chasing after smart ass redheads while snooping around in their websites!?! If you�re anything like me, and other rebellions of the same kind, you never listened to you�re mother and get a cheap thrill playing with fire. Well, the lucky dawg God�s are looking after you because you won�t get burned here, you won�t even be put in time-out�not in the corner, all by yourself at least! Though you might find yourself bored out of your tree or laughing hysterically until you pee your pants, or even worse, might get your creative juices flowing to the point of an art attack!
Ok, so now that you�ve been warned of the hazardous effects of me on your health, within this site, you�ll find a hodpodge of pictures, artwork, links, and other random tidbits that aid in making me�well...me! So sit down, shut up, hold on, and enjoy! Wow, how boring would that be? You�re in MY world now, so put your blue suede dancin� shoes on, sing �JohnJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt� until you pull and Janice Joplin and cant sing anymore , hold onto your beer/smoke/paintbrush/your horses, or the vice of your choice, and get ready to indulge into the innovative, prolific, clever, witty, artistic, wacky, bizarre, brilliant personage of Sarah Jane Land.
In case of emergency, insert tab �A� (your foot) and insert into slot �B� (your ass), find and take hold of the mouse device in the near proximity of your screen, scroll about until you find an image of an X, click it, and GETONOUTTAHEA!!!! |
