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| What you should do if your man ever cheats!! | |||||||||||
| If you man ever cheats on you this is exactly what you should do. Make him pay and he will regret it everyday. Sneek into his room one night after he turns off the light. Bring a knife, don't worry no one will lose their life. Reach for his balls cut them, and let them fall. Now that he is a new gender go to the kitchen and get a blender. Go to the sink for this new wonerful drink. Go to the fridge for some custard if he don't have any go for the mustard. Put it all in the blender and mix it up then pour him a big cup. Get a straw and force him to drink it all! | |||||||||||
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| Have you ever seen a herse go by, you'll think you'll be the next to die. The wrap you up in nice white sheet and then they bury you six feet deep! Then the casket begins to leeeeek! The worms crawl in the worms crawl out! The ants play pinochle on your snout. Your hair falls out your teeth decay and thats the end of another day! Soo great big globs of greemy, grimey gopher gut. Itty, bitty, dirty, birdy feet. Mutilated monkey meat. All All mixed with a bucket of blood. Oops I forgot my spoon but I got my straw! *SLURP* | |||||||||||
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| FUCK YOU!!! I know the truth! Why dont you tell it to me? I know alot more than you think Im not stupid I cant belive i fell for the same damn shit again I must really be stupid huh? You know what?....Fuck you! |
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| LOVE ME? You act so different. Something's changed. Is it me, or is it her? Its driving me insane! I need to know Just talk to me...plz! I do love you Do you love me? |
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