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| Just when you think things can only get worse, they do. (Cagney & Lacey) |
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| Are we gonna play twenty questions, or are you gonna tell me what's going on? (Cagney & Lacey) |
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| There's no truth like bullshit. (...) |
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| The morning after always looks grimm, if you happen to be wearing last night's dress. (Greta Garbo in Ninotchka) |
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| Sorry, it wasn't my fault. My cousins have been marrying each other for generations. (Rose in The Golden Girls) |
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| Candy is dandy, but diamonds just might get you laid. (Valentine Message) |
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| White candy just blows up your nose, and dollars have been to the laundry more often than your underwear. (Clive James on Miami) |
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| Life without you is like a broken pencil: Pointless. (Blackadder) |
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| Why should we sip from a teacup, when we can drink from a river? (Steve Martin in Roxanne) |
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| This whole scam has "Shady Pines" written all over it! (Sophia in the Golden Girls) |
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| If you were any stiffer, we could take you surfing. (About Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kinder Garten Cop) |
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| No more Greta 'fucking' Garbo! (Roy Scheider in The Russian House) |
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| You'll love our bathtub gin. It'll leave a rim around your throat. (Hawkeye in MASH) |
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