ALAN: He was very distant, and never really seemed to be part of the team. The time he spent in the garden was totally ridiculous, he should have loosened up a lot more than he was doing, because he never really could have won, never ever. When he was evicted, and he walked out, I felt a little sorry for him, he hadn't fitted in well, but he wasn't meant to be in that house.
ANGELINA: In some ways, she pulls the whole house together with her cooking, cleaning, and housework. I really think she should have rested up a little, and I thought that after the argument, so I decided I wouldn't press her, just in case she snapped at me. She is cool, calm, and collective, and her role is starting to come out: - A motherly figure. If she carries on, she will not be nominated, and will be in the final four.
ANN: I was enraged when I saw the videos of her planning the split in the team. She is a backstabing b**ch and she should be voted off in the special eviction: - I really hope she is! She misused her position in the house, and if we are not careful, she will be in the final four too. The team had better discover how much she doesn't deserve to be a player in the game soon, or it will be too late.
BRAD: He is a great person, and should go far. He doesn't have that much to offer, but we gelled quite well. Britney really saw a lot in him and Jennifer was enraged at him, and he was one of the people in the house where the argument centered somewhere around him. he shouldn't have made the choice to back Britney, because Jennifer was very upset, and I felt really sorry for her. He should do well, if Jennifer's group doesn't gang up on him.
BRITNEY: She is the most wonderful person in that house, and I hope she wins, although I don't think she will. She's made quite a few enemies in there, is a little bit immature, and should calm down a bit. Me and her were never going to work for each other, I decided t reassure her, because she said that she was "All Alone" in the house: - That I had Lucy already, and she felt really left out. But the majority of people in the house were people going in without meeting the others before, and she was very senistive. It was really funny when everyone was telling the ghost stories, and she started screaming and hiding under blankets - really immature stuff. But when people saw she was scared, they started milking it for all it was worth... she has to stop being so sensitive, or the others will pick it up. I did like her, though. She made me laugh quite a lot.
DAVID: If there was one person in there who I would say didn't have a role, it would be David. He seems to fit in with everything everyone else does, and that's not so good in Smallest Brother, because it means nominations: - Pierce discovered that. He does do a lot of sitting and sunbathing, and I thought he would be more active, but, obviously, I was wrong. He won't go far.
GILLIAN: She is amazing, funny, hillarious, and stupid. But she has one superior..namely Madonna. Madonna will beat her in everything she does, which is sad for Gillian, because she does try. She offers a lot of comedy for the house, and she lifts it up when everyone's down. Great fun, but a little bit unsociable towards me. She still has a lot pent up inside her that we have not seen, prepare for it!
JENNIFER: She is nice, but full of herself. She is over-domineering, and trys her hardest to get rid of the people she doesn't like, and keep the ones she does. She is still basing things on first impressions, and she was very lucky to get a huge vote percent against Shaggy.. but now she thinks she's invincible, and she's not. She and Brad had better get back together soon, but it's a one way thing.... nothing will happen until Britney goes, although when either her or Britney leaves the whole "Team" thing will disappear, I bet everything I own on it. So, I liked her in small doses, but she was very difficult to live with.
LUCY: I knew her before I came in, which was an advantage, but I soon realised just how much about her personality I just didn't know. She was very rude to me after our argument, but maybe that was just to help Jennifer get over it. She still has a lot more to offer, and is the ideal choice of head for the Unbeatables. She was very quiet in the first week or two, but got unto a higher gear after that argument, and showed she was a good leader fuigure. I know why she survived the eviction: - She had a lot more to offer, but it was a close percentage, so, if she's nominated again, maybe she will go out.
MADONNA: She is definaltly the one who cheers everyone up the most: Uplifting, a great laugh, and, best of all, a real person. She can chat about anyhting she wants, when she wants. If there was a comedain in the house, she would gel with him or her immedatly. Great personality, and she will end up in the final four.
PIERCE: I know why people nominated him, he is very boring, and very distant. I don't see much future for him in the house, and, although I dunno if he will go in the special eviction or not, maybe he should leave very soon, because he offers very little to the house. Very little, so I don't have much to say about him.
SHAGGY: In some ways, perhaps Shaggy should have stayed: people didn't give him the light of day after his failing the first task: although it is understandable. After that, he was like a caged animal, just waiting to be let out, and became very rude and selfish. But he thought he could survive the eviction vote: and that was the thing that let him down: he had a huge confidence in the public. When he was evicted with such the huge vote, people looked shocked in the house.... but I think it was playacting.. that is how I see it... we had got rid of a rival.
TONY: He has become the father role in the house now, like it's keeper. He and Angelina should go out for lunch sometime.. feathers would fly. He was missing home a little bit, but he is very genuine, and very friendly towards all of us, even after the huge argument. He may get down to the final five, but I don't know about much further: I think Angelina will prevail over him as "The house master".
15TH CONTESTANT: I dunno who it is, but I wish him or her luck. This 15th contestant has to pull the group back together. Let's hope he or she does, otherwise this game will become very vicious.
MARTIN'S PLACING TABLE
NOW I'M GONNA PLACE THE HOUSEMATES AS TO WHERE I THINK THEY WILL COME. ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FIFTEENTH IS, I'VE ADDED HIM OR HER AVERAGE
1st: Angelina
2nd: Madonna
3rd: Jennifer
4th: Ann
5th: Tony
6th: Britney
7th: 15th
8th: Brad
9th: Gillian
10th: Lucy
11th: David
12th: Pierce..... FOR SPECIAL EVICTION
MARTIN ON LIFE IN THE HOUSE
The Smallest Brother house is like a prison, especially with all those people watching you. The worst aspect is food... because if you fail a challenge.. you will get no food! And now the team face a terrible food crisis: they are going to have to eat peanut butter and Jelly sandwiches all week apart from a gourmet meal on Thursday.
Roles are starting to come out: Angelina and Tony are the housekeepers, the ones who bind everyone together, like a mother and father of the house. Next are the entertainers: namely Gillian, Madonna and sometimes Ann. They are perhaps the best roles to have, because the house gets cheered up by all this charm.
Then there is an innocent one: Britney. She can help the team get over hard times with her little voice and innocent ways: Quite an invaluble role.
Then the smarmy one: Brad, although he is nice with it: the one who tries to become a father figure but doesn't succeed, and therefore simply hangs about and makes comments now and again.
The manic one: Lucy, although she used to be the quiet one. She can go crazy in there, and will in weeks to come. People will not apprecaite her soon.
Then, basically, the boring ones: Pierce, David. They do not do much, just sit around all day, and these are the ones who will be evicted the soonest.
That is my classification of the roles of the house, and I am going to stand by them.
Going out third isn't so bad, but it could have been better. It was inevitable, though, that me or lucy would go, because we became the heads of the groups...now the House Champions are without a leader, and soon, they may all go. But I hope not.. there are some uite interesting people in there.
There have been personality clashes between Britney and Jennifer, and one of them has to go so that the house can be healed, there is no other way... apart from the fifteenbth contestant: If he or she can become neutral, Ann's plans may fail!
Cameras everywhere were very hard to get used to.., you could also sometimes see the shadows of cameramen behind the mirrors. Britney was very scared by this, and used to hide.. she cracks me up.
The thing between me and Britney turned out to be nothing more than friendship... but at least we were allies... not stabbing each other in the back, unlike Ann.
I'm glad I did Smallest Brother, and will be there at the finals to egg my favourite housemate on. I'm glad I did it. It's been an adventure.
"Martin was not a key figure in the Smallest Brother house. He seemed to be trying to govern a very rowdy party: The House Champions. It didn't work out very well... but it was a very close vote percentage, which means things may not work out for Lucy in the rounds to come. Martin looked very forlorn on the walk of shame. I guess he must have wanted to go further, but, if he had, he wouldn't have gone that much more.
ABBY'S TIP FOR THE TOP:
Jennifer is still my favourite to become the winner of Smallest Brother. Ann is next, and Britney third. The women seem to be stronger than the men in Celebrity Smallest Brother.
ABBY'S "TO GO NEXT"
Pierce should go soon, because he has very little to keep him in the house, and should be voted out in the special eviction. Lucy and David are also likely evictees.
MARTIN'S TIP FOR THE TOP:
I would like Britney to win, but I don't think that will happen, so, Angelina... She holds the whole house together and should at least get into the final four.
MARTIN'S "TO GO NEXT"
Pierce or David. They havn't got anything interesting to say really, and I think it is time to go.
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