| BLUE FINGER'S QUOTES |
| "You so skanky!" |
| "Never squat with spurs on." |
| "Pessimists are people who have been around too many optimists." |
| "Me so skanky!" |
| "I'm one big scar." |
| "A true friend stabs you in the front." |
| "Never play leapfrog with a unicorn." |
| "Sunshine does bother me." |
| "Yeah, but is you put a carrot in your eye, it would really hurt." |
| "I'm a bonsai kitten. I am a furry star." |
| "wait,wait,wait,wait,wait,wait,wait,wait,wait,wait,wait,wait,wait..." |
| "Disgruntled Postal Worker" |
| "Why yes, I DO eat poo. Why do you ask? |
| "In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue." |
| "It's true, I painted the sky with my big blue a$$!" |
| "WHAT?!?" |
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