| Poems of the Month |
| The Lady There once was a lady Who lived on a barn She used to kill chickens Cuz they did her some harm. They pecked out her eyes, they scratched out her hair they tore all her clothes So she was all naked and bare. So she went to kill all those chickens So they would do her no harm But wouldn't you know it Those darn chickens hung her in the barn! "The Lady is Dead! The Lady is Dead!" they cried. But soon after celebration all those poor chickens died. The were poisioned by the dog The Dog that was like a Hog. But soon after that , the Hog killd the Dog! And so the story goes on All the animals die I am done writting this poem For I am about to cry..... written by: Blue Finger |
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| SICK When your sick, you cough and gag, and then you spit and puke in a brown paper bag. Your hair is a mess, your mouth tastes like slime, and your two nostrils are coated with that green smelly grime. The cough syrup is disgusting, it was givin to you by some stupid sap,and when you go to the bathroom, you know U'll have a nice-wet-juicy-crap. Being sick is pretty sucky, with your nosed clogged at one side, and at school there's a booger on your cheek, you sure wished you could of died. By Blue Finger (NOTE: everything explained in this poem are fictional and did not really happen to Blue Finger.) |
| Poem of the Month Classics |
| You are my sunshine My only sunshine You make me wonder If you are gay And when I wonder I really ponder If it was true when you said: "I AM GAY!" |
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