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| STREAKING SMURF MAN STILL NOT FOUND Atricle by Blue Tu With every precaution taken and service available, Smurf Man is still missing. Some of you know Smurf Man as the smurf who streaked Fo Fee No No's football game or others may recgonize him as the Nude Smurf if you read about his story earlier on this websight. Either way, Smurf Man has been missing since he was let out of jail after his streaking crisis. Everyone has been searching for out poor little friend. But still, there are no leads. The only thing that has linked us to this missing smurf is his black trenchcoat that he wore the night of his streaking. His trenchcoat was found in the "Fairy Tairy Forest". Smurf Man may have gone in the forest or may have been captured! So please, do your part look for our blue friend in our backyard tree, your frontyard bush, just whatever you could do to make this search that much easier. If you have any information concerning Smurf Man please call 1-800-SMURF-MAN-RESCUE. Thank you, and here is a picture taken of Smurf Man the night of his streaking: |
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| This is the second issue of Finger's Coffee Break News. We are having a STORY-THON this month, so if you have any stupid, disturbing, grotesque stories, please e-mail them to me at [email protected]. Whoever has the stupidist story gets a prize! So enter NOW!!! The stories will be in the next issue of this month. I encourage you to start now, you just might win! And another thing, the first three entries that are sent to me get a garanteed spot on this websight, so hurry up, you may be the person who gets that special privellege now! |
| There have been some leads in Smurf Man's kiddnapping or what-not; Rachel Fraga of California has given word that she saw a smurf, much like smurf man at the local Safeway shopping center of Arcata. But what has police on edge is that Smurf Man has also been seen in in Los Angeles at a local shopping center around there. Both of these sittings were repoted to police within the same day, so whatever Smurf Man may be doing, going up and down California, it's probably now good. So, next time your at your local shopping center be on the lookout, Smurf Man may be present. If you do see something or something suspicious, please e-mail the Smurf Man Rescue Center (S.M.R.C.) at [email protected]. Thank you , with your help we will come one step closer to finding Smurf Man. |
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