| Smackin+Babies=FUN! |
| Personally I think that smacking children is a culturally rewarding experience, though I think I need to justify my self to those of you who may be to dimwitted to see the pros of smackin babies out weigh the cons. |
| Smackin Babies Pros ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Smackin babies is fun. Smackin babies passes time Smackin babies helps you Smackin babies hard enough makes them fall down the stairs. Smack a baby in space and the baby floats away. If you don't smack babies, you don't have fun. Smackin babies into one another makes a cool noise. Babies that have been repeatedly smacked do better on college entrance exams. If you smack enough babies, YOU WIN Babies don't cry as loud as dogs. If you smack a baby to much, and it doesn't make a good baby any more, you still have a handy dandy paperweight. Babies cant talk, SMACK EM. If the baby were bigger it would smack you, HARD. Babies lie about being smacked all the time, I think its time to give them something to lie about. Babies are soft and don't hurt your hand. Babies cant do math. SMACK EM God really doesn't like babies, that's why he invented SIDS, so if you smack babies God likes you. One day this baby telepathically told be they really like to be smacked. One time i heard that Jesus smacked a baby, IN THE FACE. |
| Smackin Babies Cons ----------------------------------------------- Smackin babies makes you tired Smack babies to much and you'll get bored with it. Sometimes stuff comes out of babies when you smack em. If you smack a baby and it grows up to be a strong man and your an old man then it might come and rip out your heart. Tears smell funny. Fast babies can be hard to smack. If you accidentally smack a superhero baby, your hand hurts for a long time because their hard. Smackin babies with diseases means you might get that very same disease. If a cop ever sees you smackin a baby then he might come over there and take the baby away and start smackin it himself, that means you wont have a baby to smack any more. Smacking babies to much makes your hands get calluses. One day i was smackin a baby and it bit me. Some times a baby will just fall asleep while your smackin it cause it's so used to being smacked, and that just takes all the fun out of it. |
| This just goes to show that the pros out way the cons when it comes to smacking babies. |
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| ZEN AND THE ART OF BABY SMACK The dark soul of the baby shall consume those who do not smack. A wise man and a fool are in the forest and the wise mans world is spared for he knew the art of smack. Like a giraffe with a machine gun the baby doesn't belong in this world. Smack and nature will reward you for protecting her. Noah, in his day Noah was the only smacker. For this he was spared. Be like Noah and smack. Though shall not suffer a baby to be unsmacked. If a baby gets smacked in the forest and your not there to hear it does god not smile? Give a man a fish and he will smack a baby. Teach a man to fish with babies and he will live forever. |
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