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Chains of Misery
So, what does the damn old topic suggest? Umm� let me think. In order to clearly understand this major issue, I shall break the title into three major groups. The first group contains a word: CHAINS. The second major group contains a minor preposition: auf (or in other words: uff). The third major group consists of a mystery word: MISERY (I hope I got it right!)
Anyway, let us take the initiative and throw some water (or was that light, light as in Tullo Light, Wohi Right) on the word Chains. Now what does that remind you of? Exactly!!! The millions of chains the males of our society wear everyday to show that they are SHANA BASHANA (SHOULDER BA SHOULDER) with the females. And then we come across another chain: the chain of McDonald�s around the world. Pity that you can find a member of the chain in front of KC (Poond � e � oay!!!) and not in Food Street (or very dear Gawal-Mandi). Tut-tut. Anyway, we have ignored the most important chain of all, the KEY CHAIN! Just imagine, where would all the keys of success be locked? My overflowing hair? Or what about the chain you gift to your girl friend on her birthday? Hmm� expensive thoughts!!!
Anyway let us continue and shift over to the next major issue of this minor article. You guessed it right . we are just about to study why and truly-madly-deeply and exactly hwy in the damn does the word of come between two major words. Like just imagine. Wouldn�t it be better if we were reading an article entitled: CHAINS IN MISERY. What an open minded issue that would have been! However, the one that I like myself is CHAINS ON MISERY. Just think for a second. That�s the most optimistic approach you can ever imagine. If you put chains on misery, there won�t be any miseries left at all, and since there won�t be any miseries left at all, you won�t have to read this miserable article.
Anyway this lets us jump on to the final and major issue which we have to bring under discussion today: MISERY. Just ponder over the word for whole two minutes. Well, what do you see? You know what I see? I see bunnies. Two cute little bunnies running in a carrot field and enjoying ripe juicy red carrots. Get it? Misery means the eating of a large meal and having a great sweet dish afterwards like ice cream, chocolates or BP Jelly�
Now that we have gone through all the minor and major groups let us take a collective overview of all that has been taking place for the past few paragraphs. Summarizing the above facts we conclude on the following results:
CHAIN : Refers to Ronald McDonald
OF : Off as in �turn off the light�. Better off with an ON instead of an OF.
MISERY: Cute little bunny wunnies.
So what we are here to discuss is how Ronald McDonald is going to effect the Pakistani Khargoshes. Actually this is where I lack in knowledge. So I had to take the following interview of the big guy (Mr. Ronald) himself!!!
ME : HELLO!!!
HIM : HI!!!
ME : ASL?
HIM : U 1ST
ME : PEHLAY AAP
HIM : 17 f LAHORE
HIM : WITH GREEN CARD!!!
ME : WOW
HIM : NOW U
ME : 17 M LAHORE
HIM : NO CHAT WITH MALE
HIM : BYE
ME : DAFA HO ******
HIM : ****
ME : /MSG IGNORE RONALD McDONALD
HIM : ABAY MUJHE IGNORE KARE GA???
ME : YUP
HIM : TO TUJH SE BAAT KAUN KER REHA HAI?
HIM : /MSG IGNORE Smacula
ME : ***
So as you see unfortunately I could get nothing out of the McDonald guy. As a result I had to carry out my own private investigations. So in the end I ended up McDonalds spick �n span kitchen, and the sight horrified me. Poor little bunnies sold as Chicken McMuffins and rich big bunnies sold out as Big Mac. I was startled! I immediately walked up to the Manager and he said : �How may I serve you, Sir?� I showed him my Martian ID and asked him for an explanation. He gave me something else. He gave me an �UNLIMITED FREE EATABLES FROM McDONALD�S CARD�. I also gave him something. I gave him my promise of keeping quiet.
So as my pen quietly writes on this dark night I feel that I am being surrounded by miseries (or rather mysteries) all around. Since I have solved the case of McDonald�s bunny wunny the chain of mystery is broken. Anyway, to put a long story short and to give along man a short wife to accompany his entire life, I must tell you something:
FORGET ALL CHICKEN PRODUCTS
BEST PRODUCTS ARE MADE FROM BUNNY WUNNY MEAT
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