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What's
The Problem!!!
Hi!
It�s I, once again, reporting from planet Earth. To spare you from the
boring stuff, I go straight onward towards business. As the story goes, I am
struck up here. As a result my only obligation is to go back to Mars. How to
do it was a slightly bit of difficult issue. Anyway I started a hectic
research in order to get back somehow. However fortunately for me, and very
unfortunately for you earthlings, lack of technology prevented that. However,
I had to escape to the final frontier somehow and kept the watch for a back
door. It was then that I came upon an advertisement:
All
your problems solved
Your beloved at your footsteps
No way you can lose
All your wishes fulfilled
Just contact Mr. Amil Fazil Jadoogar Parha Likha Sahib.
I
was like� WOW! Being technically so advanced, we Martians had failed to
accomplish anything of this sort. I just had to give this guy a visit!
So
the destined day arrived. Infact it was not destined at all. I actually walked
up to the place as soon as I read the advertisement. So there I was, standing
at the door of Mr. Parha Likha Sahib. After a small step for a Martian and a
giant leap for Martian-Kind, I was in. Anyway, the assistant of Parha Likha
Sahib got me an appointment, and despite a two-inch thick list of
appointments, the Parha Likha guy was sitting in front of me and vice versa in
just two seconds.
As
I sat there he started a most remarkable conversation�
�Well,
well, umm� I see, sir, your problem would be solved.�
�What
problem?�
��And
all you need, umm� I mean, umm� all I need is� umm� a bit of
cash��
�I
said, �What Problem?��
��So,
umm, do you have any?�
�What?�
�Money,
sir!�
�Oh
of course, I�ve got a lot.�
�So
sir I was saying� umm� all your problems would be solved.�
�What
problem?�
�WHAT
problem?�
�Yeah,
what problem?�
�Oh
so you have a WHAT problem.�
�What?�
�Exactly
as I presumed�
�What
did you presume?�
�Sir,
you have a problem which I can safely call �Hypo-Hyper-WHAT-ania-a-total-mania�!�
�What?!?�
�Please
sir! Try to control your WHATs�
�Actually
I can�t get what the damn shit you�re talking about!�
�Sir,
umm� this is what� I mean how� like what� I mean what you gotta do
is��
�What
do I have to do?�
�You
have to stop these WHATs�
�What?�
�This
word sir, the four letter word, which goes like W-H-A-T.�
�What!
What? What��
�No
sir�please�umm�stop sir�umm�give me the cash now please�umm��
�What?�
�The
money sir, my fees��
�What
fees?�
�Sir
for your prescription, which I gave. It cost me a hell.�
�What
prescription?�
�That
you gotta stop these WHATs.�
�What
WHATs?�
�The
WHATs you are constantly speaking sir.�
�But
I am not speaking any WHATs!�
�No
sir�umm�forget it sir�just give me my fees��
�What
for?�
�Your
problem, sir�I solved it��
�I
solved it!!! You solved what?�
�The
WHATs, sir!�
�But
I have no such problem. Actually what I wanted to say was��
�That
you have a problem.�
�What
problem?�
�Yes
sir. A WHAT problem.�
�What
the�?�
�Exactly
sir. WHAT is your problem!!!�
�But
I have�actually I was looking for a�umm�a way out.�
�That
way, sir.� (He explained by moving his hands for the first time.)
�Thanks!!!�
And
so I came out of that hell of a WHAT place. And that is how actually my total
WHAT problem ended and I concluded that at least WHAT was not a way out.