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An
Ideal Love Letter
Although
love (and love letters) is totally a private matter for somebody, yet for the
benefit of all my friends (except a dozen or so�) I am presenting an ideal
piece of writing that will definitely win the hearts of your beloved. All you
have to do is write the following, fold it, put it in a neat envelope, and
give it to her (or him, as is your case). So here goes�
My
dear Sweetheart,
You have been residing in my heart for the past year. Now I find that I cannot
remain silent for long and must unveil my feelings of deep love and care for
you. Yet, I always find that my tongue cannot utter a word and I remain
silent.
O
God! Help me come out of this den,
Let go the tongue, please cease the pen.
You are really a great being (or rather bean) with a
really great soul (of my shoe). Just because of you, I was inspired to write
poetry and portray my feelings for you in a silent world of pages and ink.
Therefore, my deepest acknowledgements are for you�
I
thank you for all you did!
Now I am a poet, totally splendid
Although
everything I write, I write for you, yet you deserve the best of my writings
and poems. So here goes my most beloved piece of poetry to my most beloved
girl�
The
girl that I love,
Smile of a frog, eyes of a bug,
What did I see in that caterpillar?
This worm, my God!!! From where did I dig up
I can truly imagine how elated you would be feeling by now. Who deserves such
verses but you! If only you had cared for me, I could have felt the same.
How
much I love her, only I can say,
But then again, I suddenly forgot today!!!
I have always been acting
as a jester and making the whole class laugh during the boring study periods.
Yet all my puns, all my jokes, all my efforts were to bring a smile to your
face, a laughter to your heart. Just to remind you that life does have a
bright side�
Your
smiles, your laughter, I cannot bear,
Hands on ears, so I cannot hear!!!
And the way you played
cricket. Funny game, I must say. Yet, I did play the game only and only to
impress you. My luck to fall in love with a cricket crazy girl! Yet, these
were your very qualities that won my heart. I clearly remember the day you
bowled me out for a duck. To get out cheaply on your bowling was always
my pleasure.
On
that day, I got out for a duck,
In this way, I made many a buck!
Sweet memories these are. Always bring a smile to your face. Such memories
always bring us happiness and that is exactly what I want you to be. Happy,
really happy!!!
I
get depressed when I see you happy,
Your mouth, from inside, is totally swampy!
You were always the apple
of our teachers� eyes. You are so intelligent. You always ask so wise and to
the point questions, I could but get impressed. Although I often followed you
r question by mine, yet to your skill and intelligence, I could never match.
What
a stupid question! I must say,
Is she in her senses today?
And so, you overcame each and every aspect of my
life. I was merely a puppet always trying to impress you, and always trying to
tell you how much I care.
On
her, I would even not spit!!
I don�t care for her a bit.
The trouble was I was always the hesitant one. I could never evaluate any
chance of communication between you and me. Had I broken the shackles, we
could have talked for hours and hours.
Talk
to her, I�ll never do!!!
You know, I just might get flu!!!
And so I say! I cry and cry
aloud that I love you! I am a sad soul madly in love with you. If only you
could reciprocate, you could have imagined my feelings for you.
If
I love you, I am totally mad,
This is an incident very very sad!
So unwantingly, unfortunately, unwillingly,
unluckily, unlawfully, understandingly, ungodly, ungainly, unmistakingly,
unlikely I have to cut off my line now. Yet, I must once again remind you of
my love�
Since
you are the girl that I love,
You should make peace like a dove,
But you are stupid and a duffer,
O God! Because of her how much will I suffer?
Goodbye
and Take Care!