Shaun: "when I rape Sarah it makes muh legg go like dis!"
Sarah: "sure Shaun, but really isn't there a less public place that you can do this in?"
Shaun: "nope, all the raping that's going to get done will be done right here at the harbour"
Sarah: "ok, whatever you crazy bag of hammers"
Shaun: "that's what I thought.  Now just remember there will be no throwing me in the harbour after the rape-lage"
Sarah: "Damn, how did you know I was planning on biting your pepe off and throwing you in the drink"
Shaun: "I read your mind, of course, silly Snairah."
Sarah: "but this is a controlled experiment to see how the harbour waters affect the pepe"
Shaun:"enough with the pepe in the harbour.  Wait *gasp* who is that masked man?"
Sarah:"Yes!  It's the rape god, Take me Mr. Rape God!"
The Rape God: "Snatch Shaun, I got yer Yoink!  Bwa ha ha!"
Shaun: " No!!!!!! Anything but the yoink!"
Canada Day 2000
Halifax-ness
And this would NOT be the Rape God, but the mere mortal Sean.  But don't fret my pet, I still love ya. *wink**nudge*wink*..even if you did try to bite my hand off ye bastard! 
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