Tinkle tinkle little star
how i wonder what you are
up above you CUM so high
sometimes you get into my eye
tinkle tinkle little star
how i wonder how big you are
hey diddle diddle the cat fucked the fiddle
the cow came all over the moon
the bitch that laughed got fucked up the arse
and the dish gave a head to the spoon
Give me a home among the Mull trees
Pass the bong please
A joint or two
A pipe will do
Crops are out the back
Junkies out the front
And we're all fuckin' stoned
And we're all fuckin' stoned
Hickery Dickery Dock
This bitch was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I squirt my goo
And wiped it on her frock