Love at Hogwarts....

This is  expressive writing, we slyths basically wrote how a certain hp character feels about another from the point of view of that one  characters.Beware though!!! It is more FUNNY than ROMANTIC !
 
 

I LOVE DRACO, BY PANSY PARKINSON
Calindra V. Riddle

Love? I wouldn't exactly say that I ~love~ Draco. We went to the Yule Ball together and all that but, I mean, I don't REALLY love him, it's more of a popularity thing. He's the most popular slytherin of our year, and he has loads of money, and he has power, and he comes with two bodyguards! It's really cool to go out with him. People really respect you when you are with Draco. (I call him Drayky, actually) Anyway, Drayky is really sweet. He's a perfect gentleman when he's not fighting with mudbloods and he's pretty calm when Harry Potter isn't around. I think what I like most about him is his hair, blonds are so cute. His hair is a bit more white than blond but he's still cute. Oh, and did I mention the Nimbus two thousand and one that his father got me for going with Drayky to the ball? Drayky can have a really vile mouth sometimes but I hear he's a good kisser *giggles* I wouldn't know though 'cause after the ball when he was about to kiss me goodnight, a gryffindor muggle-born passed by and Draco just had to shout something foul at him, that kinda killed the mood. But Draco's really great though. Did I mention he's rich? Yeah, well... HE IS! But just between you and me, I kinda have a thing for Vincent Crabbe. I think I might prefer the big, tall, and silent type over the small, vile, and loud. Although Draco IS rich...
 

WE LOVE HARRY, BY THE CREAVEY BROTHERS
Professor Paracelsus

Man, Harry is just so cool! He acts so normal even though everyone knows how totally awesome he is. He survived a curse no one else has! And everybody knows about him in the wizard world. And he's extremely brave. But not stuck up - no, not at all. He still says 'hi' to us and acts like he's just another student here at Hogwarts. Man! He is just too cool! We've got tons of pictures of him and you never see him do any of those stupid poses like that Lockhart git. All natural - all the way - that's Harry! He has got to be the most powerful wizard of all time and he doesn't see anything wrong about us Muggle-borns, unlike Malfoy and his bunch - but they're just jealous because even they know just how COOL Harry is! Man, you just don't know how cool it is to know someone as cool as Harry. He has so much coolness that it just rubs off on you. I mean Hermione is such a know-it-all, but around Harry, she's cool! And Ron, well, he's not much of anything, but he's Harry's best bud and that makes him totally cool! Even that funny little house-elf Dobby is cool because he is friends with Harry. Like we said, Harry is just sooooo coooool that it just rubs off on everyone around him. Harry's the greatest guy around!
 

I LOVE NO ONE!  BY LORD VOLDEMORT
Ilara Dumbledore

Everyone hears my name and flinches. How could anyone love me? Well, truth is, I don't want anyone to love me...Especially that {edited} McGonagall! Oh, I offered her world domination, a big mansion, followers, but she refused! You want to know what her answer to my offer was? She said, "I hate black." This was back when she was WAY into the colour  pink. I offered to change the Death Eaters’ robes to pink for her, but she said that would ruin my image, and she didn't want that! You know what she wears EVERY SINGLE DAY, NOW?!! YES, BLACK!! She should have joined me! I would have given her everything....
*Voldemort begins to sob uncontrollably*
I just wanted a Barbie...But the Housekeeper of my orphanage gave me a stupid diary...I wanted a Barbie...So I killed her, she should have known I would... Anyways, I love no one. I like not loving anybody, except for those lonely nights when I need someone to hold me...*sob* and I have to hold onto my little teddy bear...he's pink, Minerva, did you know that? *Voldemort goes off to cry some more*
 

I LOVE HARRY, BY GINNY WEASLEY
Eriste Le Fay

You may say, "Well that's nothing new, he IS Harry Potter"...b-but I see him as more than what most people do! He's much more than a boy, famous for some scar on his forehead, to me! Sometimes I wonder if anyone understands Harry....I think my brother does. I wish Harry would talk to me the way he does with Ron...or even Hermione. But if he did, I...I think I would just run away. I always run away....

Anytime Harry walks by I get a funny feeling in my stomach! Its awful! I can't do anything but act stupid when he's around! I wouldn't be surprised if he asked my brother if Mom dropped me a few times, or if Fred and George used me as a test subject too often! ....I'm also afraid he might pity me, or worse hate me for those things I did, a few years back....

But...the funny thing is, when Harry *isn't* around...all I can do is talk! And talk about nothing BUT him! My friends always mock me! I wish I wasn't so shy....I actually did get the courage up to send a Valentine to Harry, once...but....but...

People are saying that Harry will never like me...and sometimes I think that too! But I won't give up! Ever! B-because I....I love Harry Potter!!
 
 

DOBBY LOVES SOCKS, BY DOBBY
Prof. Paracelsus

Dobby loves socks. Socks are wonderful. Socks give Dobby much freedom. First, freedom from bad master. *bangs head* Then, freedom of expression. Socks are creative, though Dobby doesn't understand why people make them in twos. Tis a waste of socks, Dobby thinks. There are so many socks and not enough feet for them. Dobby likes making socks. They let him be artistic. Socks show how much you love people and Dobby loves giving socks to people. Dobby likes getting socks too. Dobby joined "Sock of the Month" club. Dobby gives extra socks to Winky to make her happy. But she is very sad, so it will take many socks, Dobby thinks. Socks are wonderful. Do you want a sock?
 

LOVE? ER...? (meaning: I love Hermione but don't know it yet) by RON WEASLEY
Calindra V. Riddle

-The following work by Ron Weasley had to be translated because Ron is in denial about his feelings for Hermione. The editor's translations are in brackets-

I do NOT love Hermione. (meaning: I love Hermione) She is so bossy! (She is so cute when she is telling me what to do) And besides, she is always talking about that Krum guy. (I am so jealous) And how he wants her to go visit him in Bulgaria. (If she goes, I'll DIE of jealousy) Anyway, we fight all the time. (I love fighting with her, all her attention is focussed on ME!) She did look ok at the Yule ball though. (OK??? Boy, my eyes were popping out of my head and all I could think of was, "Gaawd, that girl is P-H-A-T!") But she's always at the library reading. (I wish she'd spend that time with me instead... I wish I were a book...) Also, she can be such a little know-it-all. ( I am really attracted to smart women) And she and Ginny are always teaming up against me! (They'll make great sisters-in-law someday...) Well that's basically how I feel about Hermione. That's it, I'm done! (This essay is five inches too short! Darn it. I'll just recopy it and write bigger...)
 

EVERYONE LOVES ME BY FLEUR DELACOUR
Ilara Dumbledore

Yes, it is I, Fleur Delacour. I absolutely adore the little toys zat run around legs...What are zey called? Ah, yes, men. Or boys, considering 'Ogwarts. In 'Ogwarts zere are many boys...they traisp around zee hallways, stealing glances at moi...Zey get annoying after a while, but no matter! Zey bring me many gifts and I am very 'appy for zat. Zey like bringing me diamonds...I like zem, even zough I 'ave enough. But then again, a girl never 'as enough diamonds!!
Anyways, everyone adores me...especially zat red haired boy that swoons when I walk by. I suppose he is nice, helping save my sister and all. Very young, zough...perhaps a bit of some aging potion and we could go out some time.
Zat poor...Cedric, was it? Yes, he resisted my part-veela charm...a shame, perhaps he would not have died had he had me in his mind instead of that little Ravenclaw girl...Oh, well, zat doesn't matter anymore. He was handsome, but zere are many boys like zat. I 'ope that they will find me...I need a new date, zee one I took to zee Yule Ball was very bad company. Perhaps I shall ask the red haired freckled boy....
 

I LOVE DOBBY, BY W-WINKY
Eriste Le Fay

E-even though Do-do-do-dobby is a bad, bad, BAD *bangs head against the desk, smearing her fresh ink* huse efe!!!! Oh Obby! why du yoo hafe tu bee su bead!!!

I....I.... *Winky's writing is totally illegible from this point on do to tear stains, and other smudging from the result of frequent beatings upon the parchment. Its actually quite remarkable that the first two lines even survived and were salvagable*

Oh! Dobby! You can g-g-give me a 100 socks and I...I'll still hate you for... for all the bad things you do!!! B-b-but, I still...

*Winky might have written more, but once again, erm....this problem of this parchment being soaked has damaged whatever text may have followed this statement. Infact, it is again, even more remarkable, that the above lines also are legible*

...and w-w-what makes you so m-m-much better than me?! *Winky found the Butterbeer...* I-it dun matter how big ans pwetty yer eyes are! W-w-why can't yoo be like mes an bes gud?!
 

I HATE POTTER! BY S. SNAPE
Prof Paracelsus

Harry Potter annoys me. When James Potter died, I thought my life would be finally be enjoyable. But, no, Harry had to inherit his father's need for recognition and he couldn't even wait until he could walk to do it. Where as James Potter was content with being well-known in England, Harry had to impress the whole world!

Potter is an annoying little brat. He has no respect for authority at all. Of course, that is only to be expected with the way everyone favors him. If it weren't for me, the boy wouldn't even be able to walk through doorways with that swelled head of his. As it is, he's not even grateful I saved his pathetic life - twice! No, he would rather consort with werewolves and known felons and God only knows what else.

Mark my words: Potter will come to no good! Then all of you will be sorry that you didn't listen to me sooner. Like father - like son.
 

I LOVE CHO CHANG,  BY HARRY POTTER
Alicia Jordan

Ok I don't love Cho! How can I love a stupid prat who goes out with Cedric? Ok I confess I love Cho. Cho is my crush. Oh Cho I'll give anything to be your husband. "Er Harry I think that I'm er... too young to be married!" *turns around* "Oh hi Cho. My f-f-friend R-r-ron did that. I'll er... kick him. Yeah umm don't you think you'll be late for class?" "But Harry its the weekend!" "Oh well er... let me go to ummm... the common room and er... kick Hermione, I mean Ron!!" *goes to Gryffindor common room* Ok now where was I? Ahh yes now I seriously love Cho. I want to sculpt a  statue of her but I fear that it will be too lame and that would not  be cool.

No no that couldn't happen... Let see, I'll talk about the wonderful qualities Cho has. They are:
1.) Very Cute
2.) Wonderful hair *blushes*
3.) Very Cute
4.) Hard working and determened (isn't that the qualities of a Hufflepuff? Oh well.)
5.) Very Cute
6.) Smart
7.) Very Cute
8.) Wonderful talent on the quidditch field
9.) Very Cute
10.) Hott smile
11.) Very Cute
12.) A good Ravenclaw student
13.) Very Cute
14.) DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!
Thats all the qualities Cho has! "Harry what are you writing?" *sees Hermione* "Nothing Hermione" "You have a crush on Cho! I knew you had a crush on someone!!" "No I don't ! You don't believe the rubbish I wrote do you Hermione?" "Fine whatever... I'm going to do my homework." Ok good thing Hermione is out. Oh no I got to finish Ron is coming.

I will always Love Cho!
Harry Potter.

"Hey Harry!"
-Oh hi Ron
*shuffles the parchement out of site*
 

I LOVE RON, BY HERMIONE GRANGER
Prof Paracelsus

Well, I wouldn't actually call it love. We're just friends - really. Very good friends. We've faced a lot of dangers together and, you know, that just makes people closer. Of course, we've had our share of fights - like over that stupid rat of his. Like my Crookshanks would risk indigestion by eating that foul thing. I'm not surprised at all that Scabbers turned out to be a Death Eater traitor. But Ron never listens to me. No, he has to argue every point. He can be so narrow minded sometimes. He won't support S.P.E.W. and then there's the whole thing about Viktor Krum. Talk about irrational! I wasn't the only person who went to the Yule Ball with someone from a different school. What made it even worse is he actually thought no one would have asked me! Like I was some sort of reject or something. Well, fine! I don't need him. I will visit Viktor this summer. That will show him! Act like he has some sort of claim over me, will he? If he cared so much, he should have asked me the first day to the dance instead of making googlely eyes at that Delacour girl. Heh! But it wasn't her he was staring at during the Yule Ball. Showed him then, the twit. I bet he was kicking himself big time. But does he wisen up and finally admit he likes me - nooooo. He has to act all indignant and stupid. I'm going to send him LOTS of postcards from Bulgaria. And pictures - yes - pitcures of me and Viktor. I hope it's warm enough to swim in Bulgaria in the summer. There's this nice hot pink swimsuit I want to get and I can't wait until Ron-I mean Viktor-sees it.
 

MY FUTURE SIGNIFICANT OTHER, BY PROFESSOR TRELAWNY
Prof Paracelsus

The fates have informed my that the love of my life will not cross my path for several more years. He is a dark, mysterious man, with a scar on his left hand. He will have to face many dangers and disappointments before the two of us will meet at a bookstore in Diagon Alley. Then after a whirlwind courtship, we will marry in Hogsmeade and he will die six months later from a freak lightning strike. After which, I will return to teaching Divination, while he haunts our former little cottage, causing one woman to drop boiling water on her cat. I will then be afflicted with a most painful form of arthritis and die from an infected bee sting.
 
 

A LOVE STORY, BY OLIVER WOOD
Calindra V. Riddle

I was just a wee boy when I first saw her. I couldn't get over her beauty, her elegance, I loved everything about her. I couldn't sleep for days, tossing and turning in my bed all I could think about was the great sport of Quidditch! What else did you think I was talking about? A..a...what...? A girl...er...oh yeah, you mean those three things that play chasers on our team. Yeah, they're ok too...anyway, Quidditch is the greatest sport on earth. To this all wizards will agree but most of you do not see quidditch the way I do. I mean the resonating beauty of a bludger hitting Marcus Flint square in the nose...*interruption...* -Or Viktor Krum!!
-What...? Hey aren't you Fred and George's little brother?!? Do you mind staying out of this!
-Sorry, couldn't help myself!

Ok so where were we, oh yeah, the bludger, a thing or pure solid, metal beauty. And what of the almost perfectly choreagraphed dances chasers perform in order to keep possession of the quaffle, fake out the keeper and SCORE! And the snitch, the bringer of victory... As much as I love quidditch it would be a thing of pain for me as year after year we would lose the cup to slytherin... but as faith would have it, the Qudditch gods sent to me: Harry Potter. Howarts greatest seeker ever. It was faith. When I finally held the quidditch cup, it was like nothing I had ever experienced, a joy that I can not put into words. The cup, the love, the sport... Quiddiitch, I love you, baby
 

I WISH HARRY WAS DEAD, BY MOANING MYRTLE
Alicia Jordan

I wish Harry was dead. Not because I hate him but because I LOVE him. Yes *sobs* I love him sooooo much. If he died when he went down the Chamber of Secrets he would be soo welcome to share my toilet. Then we could talk and talk and get married one day. I heard of a ghost chapel. But no, he came back out alive with Ron, Lockhart, and that stupid git Ginny. Ginny loves Harry. I heard her talking and talking *getting mad* about how she loved Harry. Harry this and Harry that. Well Harry is mine!!!! Anyway *sobs again* I wish Harry was dead. Oh Harry my dear Harry. When I saw him when he was in the Prefects bathroom, he had such a cute body. But I wish he was dead. How I wish. I would die for him....wait a minute I'm already dead *sobs uncontrollably* I'm dead! I'm dead!!!!! Ok,  then I would let people throw books at me for the rest of their lives if Harry were dead and with me. Oh how I wish!
 

MY BEST FRIEND REMUS LUPIN, BY SIRIUS BLACK
Leona Ariel Antheris

Ah, Remus Lupin. My best friend since I was a child. Shunned by society, afraid of what he could do, the werewolf curse hit him awful hard. I knew it really hurt him to hide his secret from us. I'll never forget the look in his eyes when he heard that I thought *he* was working for Voldemort. I could have died, right there. And even after all that, he still came and visited me in Azkaban. He came on my birthday, and Christmas, and every other holiday. He's the reason I was still sane after twelve years in that hellish place. I owe so much to him.
 
 

I LUV HER-MY-OWN-NINNY BY VIKTOR KRUM
Eriste Le Fay

There is only this...one girl voo will always listen to me. In fact she’s helping me write this. I am not too good with these things. One reason I love her is because...she can do these things and vos always helping me vith them. She is the only one voo always listened to vat I had to say.

To everyone else, I vas just a Quidditch player. They never see me as a man! Her-my-own-ninny does! This is vhy I admired her from afar and had to ask her to the ball. I feel sorry for those voo can't see hov beautiful Her-my-own-ninny is. How can they see her every day and not vant to be hers, no?

I hope Her-my-own-ninny comes to meet my parents. They von't believe how small and hairless she is. I hope it von’t be too cold for my little Her-my-own-ninny.