Disclaimer: Even though Id LOVE to own HP, I don't. So there. I don't own
HP. Clear?

~~~familiar music
~~lights on
~again, the gorgeous girl walks onto the stage

Anna: Good morning once again everyone! I'm Anna Knyte your host for this
week's show! As promised, we have with us today, Tom Riddle! He is soon to be known as Lord Voldemort, Dark Wizard! We have brought him back in time, when he was still a child, and so he's pretty harmless right now!

*crowd stirs uneasily in their seats*

Anna: Good morning Tom!

Tom: *grins...evilly? We're not sure* Why good morning Anna! I'm so glad to
be on your show! How are you? And How are YOU *looks directly at audience* my dear viewers?

*crowd is frozen in terror, they suddenly decide to jump up from their seats and run for their lives! Girl screams in background*

*Out of nowhere, Death Eaters appear and force the crowd back in their
seats.  Death Eater: Sit down ya bunch 'o wimps!*

Anna: *gulps* Um...Tom? I mean Mr. Riddle? Uh...are you...feeling evil today?
 

Tom: Of course not Anna! I merely want to speak my mindto all! And
yes, you can call me Tom!

Anna: Um...uh...ok...So...Tom, how did you become Lord Voldemort?

Tom: Well, this fairy suddenly appeared when I lost one of my teeth, and it
said to me, "Tom, Please be evil, go kill people, and name yourself
Voldemort." So I obeyed. I had a weakness for fairies then.

Anna: Did you have a girlfriend when you were a student?

Tom: Sadly, I have NO girlfriends whatsoever. Girls just don't like me!
*sniff* Not ONE girl even goes near me! Waaaaahhh!

Anna: *sweating* Hahahahahahaha!

Tom: *getting irritated* Why are you laughing??? Do you think just because
I'm a child doesn't mean I don't have powers??? Huh?!?

*Green light flashes, Tom transforms into-*

Anna: Batman?!? I thought your going to change into Voldemort! That's what
the script said you idiot! Why don't you follow the script? We rehearsed
this backstage! You’re ruining my career!

*Anna Knyte lunges towards "Tom" reaching for his face. She grabs his black hair...which turns out to be a wig! Out falls wild red hair*

Guy with Red Hair Dressed as Batman: Grrr! This is has to be the best
prank ever! HARRY!! GET IN HERE!!

*Out comes Harry Potter and Ron Weasley from backstage, doubling up with
laughter, while Hermione trails behind with a sour face*

Hermione: I tried to do my best George! But in the last minute, they
switched your Voldemort costume with a Batman one! I didn't see it until it
was too late!

Anna: What kind of Stage Manager are you Hermione? What were you doing back there?

Ron: *is red as a tomato, trying in vain to control his laughter* Sorry
Fred:-snort-we just couldn't-laughs-resist!

Anna: Can't you see we are still on air?!?!

Anna: *sighs* I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen! As you can see, WE ARE not the regular characters of this talk show! Anna Knyte has so generously
sacrificed her airtime for this little trick! I am NOT Anna-

*takes out wig, red hair falls out as well*

Fred: But Fred Weasley! "Tom" here, is played by my brother George!

George: *still in Batman costume* I'm the better twin!

Fred: Well, I suppose the jig is up, and our 30 minutes is nearly over
anyway!

*Green light flashes again, someone in Voldemort costume appears*

George: Aw come on Harry! Not funny! The audience already know it's fake!

Harry: Huh? You talking to me?

Ron: *stops laughing* What the--if your HERE, and Voldemort is
THERE...then...

George, Fred, Harry, Hermione and Ron: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

*runs out of stage*

Voldemort: *pulls off costume and mask* Haha! That was fun! I think I got
carried away with that one! Ooops! Better get back to the office, Potter
might need my consulting again!

~~~Exit Prof. Dumbledore, laughing
~~music
~lights out

*audience goes wild*
 

Note: This is my first attempt at humor, so please be nice. Comments are
welcomed at [email protected] ! Lol, I know it's kind of
confusing, and if you understood it...yey! I'm no writer, and I'm writing
this  for enjoyment. I enjoyed it. Haha. Good day everyone! ^_^
~*Anna*~