Harry: Dude...

Ron: *snoring*

-Dude! Wake up!

-Huh...

-Dude, what happened to us last night? Last thing I remember was drinking loads of butterbeer and...Oh no!!

-What is it, dude?

-My broom!

-What about it?

-Its not here!! Dude! Where's my broom?

-I don't know. Last thing I remember was making out with a girl with bushy brown hair who was real smart...

-Dude, if we don't find that broom... my godfather will kill me!

-Like Voldemort killed your parents! hehehe...

-Dude, that is like soooo not funny!

-Relax scar-dude, just a joke.

-Ok, where did we go last night?

-I don't remember, some place with butterbeer. Alot of butterbeer...

-Maybe someone saw us! Let's go ask around..

-Er, hello!! Dude, no one SAW us, we totally used your dad's invisibility cloak!

-Bummer. Whoa dude!! You got a tattoo on your back!!

-No way!!! Hey you got one too but what does mine say?

-You are such a loser, dude! Your tattoo says I LOVE DIVINATION!! hahahaha *Harry rolls over laughing* What does mine say?

-Ha! YOUR tattoo says I LOVE POTIONS CLASS!!! *Ron rolls over laughing*

-Dude, I am NEVER drinking butterbeer again.

-Me neither, dude... Dude?

-What?

-Where's my rat?