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| ~Dreama the Teenage Witch~ | ||||
| Chapter I: Muggles or Mortals? Okay so you�ve heard of that show Sabrina the Teenage Witch, right? Yea? Well forget it. It�s baloney. Sabrina doesn�t exist. That kind of stuff doesn�t happen in the real world. Well even the �real� world isn�t really real. The only thing that�s real is magic. You�re laughing? Well stop unless you want me to hex you from here to Pluto and trust me Pluto is far from here and cold. How do I know? Well I�ve been there. But hey, enough chitchat already let�s get down to the story at hand. So, I�ve been living in the �real� world for as long as I can remember. But that doesn�t make it real to me. It�s just full of bloody muggles or mortals or what ever you want to call them. I prefer the term �Idiots� simply because they are. I�ve been doing magic on them, other witches and warlocks have been doing magic on them forever, and the dimwads don�t even realize it. Stupid really. Anyways what was I talking about? Oh yeah Idiots, oh well I think that subject�s a bit worn out now, so how�s this: I�m Dreama Weasley! Oh? Heard the name Weasley before have you? Well, yea, Fred and George Weasley of Weasleys� Wizarding Wheezes in Diagon Ally, they're my cousins! Along with Bill, Charlie, Ron, Ginny and, very unfortunately, Percy (that stupid git, I oughta hex him). So of course Molly Weasley and Arthur Weasley are my Aunt and Uncle! My Mum and Dad were killed recently, so I live with my cousins now. We�re all well off now because Mum and Dad left Auntie and Uncle a fortune to help them take care of me. They wanted to use all the money just on me but I made them start using it on themselves, I would have just spent it buying stuff for them if they didn�t take it anyway� *Back* ~HoMe~ *Next* |
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