More Yo Momma Jokes!!!
Yo Momma so short...
Yo Momma's glasses...
�Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can seen people waving. �Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
�Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license! �Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. �Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb. �Yo momma so short she does back-flips under the bed. �Yo momma so short she models for trophies. �Yo momma so short she is the original Q-tip �Yo momma so short she poll vaults with a toothpick
Yo Momma is like...
Yo Momma so nasty...
�Yo momma like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay �Yo momma like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up! �Yo momma like the Pillsbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke! �Yo momma like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn! �Yo momma like a TV set, even a three year old can turn her on! �Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride! �Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one! �Yo momma like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country! �Yo momma like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her! �Yo momma like a shotgun: one cock and she blows! �Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw! �Yo momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing �Yo momma like a refrigerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her! �Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package! �Yo momma like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded. �Yo momma like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter. �Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long. �Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!" �Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!" �Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow. �Yo momma like Chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap! �Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner.....a real good suck. �Yo momma like a potato chip seller on 42nd street, "LAYS! LAYS!..." �Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size
�Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down. �Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach �Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left. �Yo momma so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave �Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bath water. �Yo momma so nasty that her crap is glad to escape. �Yo momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off �Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection. �Yo momma so nasty lice consider her a great vacation place �Yo momma so nasty she was declared quarantine since before she was born �Yo momma so nasty she joined the four horseman: war, death, famine, disease and Yo momma �Yo momma so nasty her teeth look like she got jumped by the Cavity Creeps!!! �Yo momma so nasty she has two pussies and they both stink. �Yo momma so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea �Yo momma so nasty skunks run from her
Yo Momma so hairy...
Yo Momma so slutty...
�Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth! �Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples! �Yo momma so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock. �Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! �Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. �Yo momma so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro! �Yo momma so hairy she shaves with a weedwhacker
�Yo momma so slutty she could suck-start a Harley! �Yo momma so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball! �Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt! �Yo momma so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs" �Yo momma so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change. �Yo momma so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive �Yo momma so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times. �Yo momma so slutty she blind and seeing another man. �Yo momma so slutty she is known as Homecoming Disease �Yo momma so slutty she has Trojan written on her gumline.
Yo Momma has....
Yo Momma got...
�Yo momma got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger! �Yo momma got two wooden legs and one is one backward. �Yo momma got three fingers and a banjo. �Yo momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it. �Yo momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns. �Yo momma got a' afro, wit' a chin strap!!!! �Yo momma got a wooden leg with branches. �Yo momma got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail. �Yo momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns. �Yo momma got eyes in her butt talking about "Damn, did you see that crap?!"
�Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle. �Yo momma has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. �Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. �Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper. �Yo momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back. �Yo momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree. �Yo momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying. �Yo momma has a 'fro with warning lights. �Yo momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand. �Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it. �Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles. �Yo momma has a short arm and can't applaud.
Yo Momma hous
Yo Momma hair
�Yo momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. �Yo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. �Yo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! �Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
�Yo momma hair so short when she braided it they looked like stitches. �Yo momma hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo Momma head
Miscellanious
�Yo momma head so big she has to step into her shirts. �Yo momma head so big it shows up on radar. �Yo momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. �Yo momma head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
�Yo momma wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!" �Yo momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! �Yo momma aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! �Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray. �Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice. �Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound. �Yo momma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them. �Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it. �Yo momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone. �Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on. �Yo momma twice the man you are. �Yo momma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo. �Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9. �Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear. �Yo momma middle name is Rambo. �Yo momma in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna push me 'round no more." �Yo momma rouchy, the McDonald�s she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals. �Yo momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo. �Yo momma breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck. �Yo momma is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS " �Yo momma threw a Frisbee three weeks ago that hasn't landed yet. �Yo momma can wrestle a cow to the ground. �Yo momma referees bar fights without a shirt on. � If my dog had a face as ugly as your momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards. � It took yo momma 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldn�t get used to the front seat! � You were born out of your mother's ass 'cos her cunt was too busy. �I saw your momma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle. �I seen your mother downtown scrapping with a pigeon for a peanut. �Yo dick is so small, you pee on your nuts.
