transcripts

Q:"What is your date of birth?"
A:"July fifteenth."
Q:"What year?"
A:"Every year."

Q:"What gear were you wearing at the moment of impact?"
A:"Gucci seats and Reeboks."

Q:"And where was the location of the accident?"
A:"Approximately milepost 499."
Q:"And where is milepost 499?"
A:"Probably betweeen milepost 498 and 500."

Q:"Are you sexually active?"
A:"No, I just lie there."