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| Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? a: What are you shaking for? She's going to EAT me! |
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| A psychiatrist's secretary walked into his waiting room and said, "There's a man in the waiting room asking to see you. Claims he's invisible." The psychiatrist responded, "Tell him I can't see him." |
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| What are women's four favorite animals? a mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and a jackass to pay for it all. |
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| In an interview Pamela Anderson said that if she were Hillary, she would leave President Clinton. In response, President Clinton said, "If Pamela Anderson, none of this would have happened in the first place!" |
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| This just in: FedEx and UPS are merging. New name: FedUp |
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| Hygiene teacher: How can you prevent diseases by biting insects? Tim: Don't bite any. |
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