This is a love story that Greg sent me from the site
www.astronow.net/love
One bushey summer day at Cleavland you see the most lovely creature you have ever seen. Their name is Crystal , and every move she makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend Bob and say, "Wow, that has to be the most furry body I have ever seen." Suddenly, she looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! she says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so dumpey , and was wondering if you'd like to go to Tibet with me and Play Guitar ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " Spiffy " and go with them. When you finally get to Tibet , she moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a Tomas the monkey hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed. It reads: " Crystal is the love you've been waiting your whole life for. she will ask you out in 8 days or less, but only if you send this e-mail to at least 10 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 8 years!"
