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| "Love based on boobs, soon as boobs, falls" |
| "Every man usually has something he can do better than anypone else. Usually it is reading his own handwriting." |
| "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office." |
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| "I must be a mushroom, because they keep me in the dark and feed me nothing but poop!" |
| "People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under the water. I guess it probably would be less traumatic for the baby, but certainly it's more traumatic for the other people in the pool." |
| "Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two cents ? Someone is making a penny on the deal." |
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