Funny Poems
Sex is evil.
Evil is sin.
Sin is forgiven.
So stick it in.
roses are red, pickles are green
i love your legs and what's between
i like your style, i like your class
but most of all i like your ass

im aa cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down
kissing is a sport
fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain

the guy says i love you
you believe it's true
9 months later,
he says "the hell with you"
the baby is a bastard
the mother is a whore
all this wouldn't have happened
if the rubber wouldn't have torn

sex is when a guy's communication
enter's a girl's information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information
or do you need a demonstration

roses are red
violets are corny
when i think of you
ohh baby i get horny
eat me
beat me
bite me
blow me
suck me
fuck me
very slowly
if u kiss me
don't get me sassy
use your tongue
and make it nasty!!!
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