Hiya there! I gotta tell ya what happened yesterday...it's amazing! I was just sitting on the computer, actually sitting on a chair in front of the computer, talking to Perla and Jared (of course) and the door bell rang. I was kinda scared, wondering who in their right mind would ring a door bell, considering we don't have a door bell...anyways, I went and answered the door and their were two private investialligators (hmmm...wonder if there's any such thing as private investicrocodiles? : /). They were wearing suits, and those goofy glasses that private investialligators wear, you know the kind that are bright colors like pink and yellow and are waaay bigger than your face (the kind you get at circusses and fairs). Well I wa scared and so I was like, "You can't take me away, I..I didn't do anything, I swear, besides I am talking to Perla and Jared and you can't take me away from them." And they were like, "...ummm...ok?!" and so I thought they were trying to make me confess, but I wasn't going to, noo waayy, so I said,"I swear I didn't steal those nuclear secrets and sell them to China..really." then I kind of looked around nervously. They both gave me a weird look and were like, "Well, we'll get back to you on that, but we are here to talk with you Dad." I was relieved, of course, but I didn't want them to take my Dad away, and so I defended him, "My Daddy doesn't run a crack whore house, I swear..." I said. At this both the private investialligators looked a bit uneasy and they said (yes THEY, they said it in perfect unison, kinda weird, eh?) "Well, we don't buy crack whores everynight and run around wearing our pretty purple, crochless panties, uh, I mean boxers on our heads. Yea, we just don't do that." And so I was like, "Well, I know someone who can give you a discount on those crack whores that you don't buy and the o nes he doesn't pimp." At this they both looked happy, I dunno why, but they asked excitedly if they could talk to my Dad, "and not about those umm crack whores, no, not about that." they said while looking a bit uneasy. Seeing my chance for worship, I said "Get on your knees and beg boys!" And so they did, and it was kinda funny, but it looked like they were used to being on their knees. And then, when they were done, I told them that my Dad was sleeping, "and not because he works nights." I made sure to add. And they were both like, "Well tell him to call us, or we can stop by tonight, and ummm...talk, yea that's it, talk." And they left in their van that said on the side "We do...I mean, we don't do crack whores!"
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