-With a tire guage!
2.Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
-To see what was on the other side.
3.Two blondes were driving to Disney Land, when they saw a sign that read "Disney Land Left" so they turned around and went home.
4.What do blondes and McDonalds have in common?
-Over 5 billion served!
5.Two blondes were walking around when they saw some tracks. One blonde says, "They're moose tracks." The other blonde says, "No, they're deer tracks." "NO, they're moose tracks!" "Deer tracks!" They kept arguing until the train ran them over.
6.A smart blonde, a dumb blonde, Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny were walkin along, when they saw $100. Who got the money? The dumb blonde, the other three don't exist.
7.How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
-She opens the car door.
8.How can you tell blondes are so bias?
-They keep going, "Buy us this, " "Buy us that."
9.What's the differene between the following two sounds :A punctured balloon and a blonde with a hole in her head?
-None.
10.What sound does a blonde make going through a flashing red light?
-Vroom.Screech.Vroom.Screech.Vroom.
11.Why did the blonde dye her hair red?
-Instant intelligence!
12.Why don't blondes like the S.A.T.?
-It's too difficult to spell.
13.Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes?
-So they remember 'Toes Go In First'
14.Why don't blondes like to make kool-aid?
-They can't get all that water in the lil package.
15.Why did the blonde stare at the carton of Orange Juice?
-It said 'concentrate'
16. A blonde goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees a blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoohoo," she shouts "how can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river and down the river and then shouts, "You are already on the other side."
17. A blonde woman was driving her car home one night when she suddenly found herself in the middle of a really bad hail storm. The hail stones were as big as golf balls and her car got dented up really bad. The next day she takes it in to a repair shop to have the dents looked at. The repair guy, noticing that she was blonde and quite dingy when she speaks, decides to have some fun and tells her to blow into the tail pipe of the car really hard when she gets home, and that doing this will cause all of the dents to pop out. When she gets home she starts blowing into the tail pipe as hard as she can, over and over. Just then, her best friend, who also is blonde, shows up. Her best friend sees her blowing into the tail pipe and is quite startled by the action. She blurts out all flippantly, "What are you doing?!" She tells her the repair guy told her to blow into the tail pipe really hard and the dents would pop out. her girlfriend says "Duh! You need to rool up the windows first!"
18. Kidnapping There was this blonde who needed money badly. She then decides to kidnap a little boy. She finds a boy then she brings him to the playground, she explains to him that she has kidnapped him for money, and then she writes a ransom note saying that she
The next day the blonde goes to the pear tree to find the rown bag under the tree with the $10, 000 in it with a note that reads...How could you do this sort of thing to a fellow blonde?!