Slutty Mario's Slut of the Week Rules
1. The actual act of Sluttyness must have occurred in and picture must be taken in Slutty Mario's Cantina. No outside pictures will be accepted. Women of low moral standards who wish to attempt to win this prestigious award are therefore encouraged to come to Slutty Mario's.
2. Nominees for Slut of the Week must be age 18 or above. Sorry Dickey.
3. Nominees must be female, and have been female since birth. Sorry again Dickey.
4. Pictures of your mother are discouraged, even if she has been to Slutty Mario's as a lot of yours have.
5. It is acceptable for nominees to try to "influence" the owners of Slutty Mario's by any means necessary in an attempt to win.
6. The owners of Slutty Mario's have the final say in any dispute concerning the award and assume no responsibility for damage to the reputation of any of the winners, as if that's even possible.